Coors Light popsicles save man's life

[hondo]

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/02/2200054/stranded-nome-man-survives-3-days.html

They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.

 

[Starman]

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/02/2200054/stranded-nome-man-survives-3-days.html

They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.

They didn't "save his life." They kept him from getting really really hungry.

 

[hondo]

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/02/2200054/stranded-nome-man-survives-3-days.html

They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.

They didn't "save his life." They kept him from getting really really hungry.

Do you have to take everything so seriously?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Are they sure it wasn't frozen urine?

I could see where that would be easily mistaken...

 

[Ace]

Are they sure it wasn't frozen urine?

I could see where that would be easily mistaken...

I don't see how. One would be smelly and nasty-tasting. The other would be dog urine.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

This is why we need copy editors: The story first says that he drank frozen Coors Light but, in another reference, it's called beer.

 

[Football_Bat]

Are they sure it wasn't frozen urine?

I could see where that would be easily mistaken...

I don't see how. One would be smelly and nasty-tasting. The other would be dog urine.

This. And that.

 

[Quiet Man]

I don't see how. One would be smelly and nasty-tasting. The other would be dog urine.

This is a really obvious follow-up joke. But one that made me laugh - out loud even.

 

[Bubbler]

If it's a choice between Coors Light and death? Goodbye cruel world.

 

[hondo]

If it's a choice between Coors Light and death? Goodbye cruel world.

I got no problem with coors and coors light. Why the hate?

 

[Bubbler]

If it's a choice between Coors Light and death? Goodbye cruel world.

I got no problem with coors and coors light. Why the hate?

Coors Light is barely beer. It tastes like water.

 

[hondo]

If it's a choice between Coors Light and death? Goodbye cruel world.

I got no problem with coors and coors light. Why the hate?

Coors Light is barely beer. It tastes like water.

Sez you. I happen to like it.

 

[Bubbler]

If it's a choice between Coors Light and death? Goodbye cruel world.

I got no problem with coors and coors light. Why the hate?

Coors Light is barely beer. It tastes like water.

Sez you. I happen to like it.

You asked. You got my answer. To each their own.

 

[User 1019]

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/02/2200054/stranded-nome-man-survives-3-days.html

They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.

They didn't "save his life." They kept him from getting really really hungry.

Humans can only last about three days (with very rare exceptions) without water. So, yeah. The frozen beer probably contributed to saving his life.

 

[Football_Bat]

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/02/2200054/stranded-nome-man-survives-3-days.html

They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.

They didn't "save his life." They kept him from getting really really hungry.

Humans can only last about three days (with very rare exceptions) without water. So, yeah. The frozen beer probably contributed to saving his life.

Which, in a roundabout way, damns Coors Light.

 

[Chef2]

Whenever I drank Coors Light, it always gave me a headache after....no matter if I drank 1 or 11, still a headache.

 

[User 1019]

http://www.adn.com/2011/12/02/2200054/stranded-nome-man-survives-3-days.html

They buried this lead. You don't find out until the 18th graph that he lived for three days on frozen beer.

They didn't "save his life." They kept him from getting really really hungry.

Humans can only last about three days (with very rare exceptions) without water. So, yeah. The frozen beer probably contributed to saving his life.

Which, in a roundabout way, damns Coors Light.

Coors Light: The Banquet Water

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Whenever I drank Coors Light, it always gave me a headache after....no matter if I drank 1 or 11, still a headache.

Did that teach you not to try to diagnose whether you have a brain tumor or not yourself?

 

[Big Circus]

This is why we need copy editors: The story first says that he drank frozen Coors Light but, in another reference, it's called beer.

I can't let this go by without acknowledgement. Well done, sir.