Dear Bonnie:
The tricky thing about attempting to be clever and pithy is when you fail, you just sound like a pathetic shrew.
Those folks who got laid off by the NFL aren't 'macho, meat-headed, tobacco-spitting men.' They're hard-working, professionals with families and educations and lives, people who take great pride in the careers they've built. As a matter of fact, many of them work in media, just like you.
You don't like the NFL, don't watch. You need cerebral stimulation that doesn't involve a ball, read a ****ing book. Maybe you can find one that explains why decent people don't celebrate the unemployment of others.