Chipper Jones Sandy Hook truther

[LongTimeListener]

Chipper Jones just read this thread and said "WTF guys?"

 

[MisterCreosote]

They immigrant success stories!

They're taking our jobs!

 

[User 11148]

They immigrant success stories!

There taking our jobs!

Fixed that typo for you.

 

[YankeeFan]

They're taking our jobs!

Yeah, but it's hard working white guys taking back their jobs from lazy black guys, who don't work on their fundamentals.

Rednecks can support that.

 

[YankeeFan]

Fixed that typo for you.

So close to correct.

 

[Vombatus]

So, ****'s saying black folk sure are good at singin', dancin', and basketball playin'?

 

[SnarkShark]

No one is calling them dumb. That would be racist.

We're only calling the white rednecks dumb.

Not me. Race doesn't factor into how dumb baseball players are. They're all dumb.

 

[User 11148]

Race doesn't factor into how dumb baseball players are. They're all dumb.

Craig Breslow ... BA in molecular biophysics and biochemistry from Yale.

Ross Ohlendorf ... BS in operations research and financial engineering from Princeton.

Chris Young ... BA in politics from Princeton.

Brad Ausmus ... AB in government from Dartmouth.


There are more, but I'm sure they all wish they could measure up to your standard.

 

[hondo]

This a hundred times. Baseball players, on average, are the dimmest of all.

Chuck Dressen once said that. And he added "Outfielders are the dumbest." In recent times, that would explain Barry Bonds and Jose Canseco, up to Bryce Harper, who I hear struggles with the back of cereal boxes.

 

[JC]

Barry Bonds is dumb?

 

[YankeeFan]

Ron Darling went to Yale!

 

[YankeeFan]

Barry Bonds is dumb?

Did he go to an Ivy League school, or to Stanford or Cal?

Duh. That's how we know someone is smart in America.

You wouldn't get it. As a Canadian, you don't know what it's like to have institutes of higher learning like we have here in America.

 

[cranberry]

Not me. Race doesn't factor into how dumb baseball players are. They're all dumb.

My experience has been that baseball players are generally smarter than sportswriters but that's just anecdotal.

 

[SnarkShark]

Craig Breslow ... BA in molecular biophysics and biochemistry from Yale.

Ross Ohlendorf ... BS in operations research and financial engineering from Princeton.

Chris Young ... BA in politics from Princeton.

Brad Ausmus ... AB in government from Dartmouth.


There are more, but I'm sure they all wish they could measure up to your standard.

Generally speaking, bud. You can cite smart people in almost every walk of life.

From high school on, baseball players are at the bottom rung of athlete intelligence

 

[SnarkShark]

It's not all about education, either. The game is also on the lower rung of strategic need among all the other sports. Strategic decisions and game plans are not needed as much as the other sports.

"See ball, hit ball."

 

[FileNotFound]

Between this and the weird-ass tangent about teachers on the blizzard thread, we seem to have entered a Golden Age of Threadjacking.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'm terrified.

Terrified? Hell, I'm concerned.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Craig Breslow ... BA in molecular biophysics and biochemistry from Yale.

Ross Ohlendorf ... BS in operations research and financial engineering from Princeton.

Chris Young ... BA in politics from Princeton.

Brad Ausmus ... AB in government from Dartmouth.


There are more, but I'm sure they all wish they could measure up to your standard.

Pick some cherries, make a cherry pie.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

Brad Ausmus doesn't manage like someone with an Ivy League degree.
He is handsome, though.