Chess beef

[Inky_Wretch]

Has anybody else been following the feud ripping through the chess world?

Magnus Carlsen - the top player - lost in a tournament in St. Louis to a 19-year-old. He posted a meme later that insinuated the kid cheated. The kid admitted to cheating in online tournaments years ago. Chess.com then booted him because they analyzed his recent play and concluded he cheated quite often. The two wound up facing off in another tournament and Carlsen conceded the match after one move.

Now this …

Chess world champion Magnus Carlsen explicitly accuses rival of cheating

 

[Sea Bass]

How does one cheat in chess? Distract the opponent and move one of the pieces?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

How does one cheat in chess? Distract the opponent and move one of the pieces?

For online tournaments, you run a simulator that analyses all the possible moves in a split second.

For over the table, in person matches, the thinking is some sort of signaling device that vibrates to relay info.

 

[HanSenSE]

For online tournaments, you run a simulator that analyses all the possiblFor online tournaments, you run a simulator that analyses all the possible moves in a split second.

Analytics will bring an end to chess as we know it!

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Ruination?

 

[Songbird]

Carlsen's going to take a hit in his VORP ... Value Over Replacement Pawns.

Also, where Rick Stain be at?

Also, Carlsen either got his ego broke or's tryna break the chess world's ego.



Also, something something Yul Brenner.

 

[Spartan Squad]

How does one cheat in chess? Distract the opponent and move one of the pieces?

Chess and vibrating anal beads?

 

[Songbird]

Chess and vibrating anal beads?

Don't even need to click that to know that it tells the entire story, and that the story is likely pretty awesome.

 

[HanSenSE]

Ruination?

Good catch. Fixed.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Good catch. Fixed.

Brings new meaning to "check yourself before you wreck yourself."

 

[cyclingwriter2]

The chess world got suspicious when Jose Aluve and Alex Cora showed up at this kid’s tournaments looking like refugees from Stomp.

 

[I Should Coco]

How does one cheat in chess? Distract the opponent and move one of the pieces?

You might regularly take tranquilizers and watch the match play out on the ceiling …

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

We need Murray Head's opinion on this.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Update!

 

[UPChip]

We need Murray Head's opinion on this.

"I can feel the devil walking next to me."

 

[Kato]

We need Murray Head's opinion on this.

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

We've lost the track.

 

[Songbird]

There's a great side by side newspaper political cartoon to be done based on scanning chess player anuses for beads and dogs sniffing high school girl crotches for blood.

 

[CD Boogie]

Chess-Carlsen and Niemann settle dispute over cheating... | Daily Mail Online

Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann is cleared of using vibrating anal beads to cheat when he beat rival and world no.1 Magnus Carlsen in prestigious match last year

Headline of the year, Daily Mail or not

 

[BTExpress]

Hard to fit that in a 1-36-4 headline.

Gonna have to go with:

Chess
cheater?
Butt he's
cleared