Chasing that rabbit, high on cocaine

[HanSenSE]

Florida (of of course!) dog trainer loses license after several greyhounds found with coke in their system:

Trainer's license revoked after greyhounds test positive for cocaine at Derby Lane

 

[Buck]

more crooked: dog racing or harness racing?

 

[Jake_Taylor]

If you got a greyhound you gotta let him get down. Cocaine.

When you don't want to lose and need to kick the blues. Cocaine.

Dog'll fly, Dog'll fly, Dog'll flyyyyy. Cocaine.

 

[Buck]

I've seen some questionable humor on this site, but jokes about canine drug abuse is a new low.
Shame on you

 

[Jake_Taylor]

But I couldn't think of anything about the non-bulletproof book people.


Oh, looks like somebody's been...hitting the books. (Dramatically removes sunglasses)

 

[SpeedTchr]

Should have been a tip-off when Pugbo Escobar trotted out to the starting traps...

 

[jr/shotglass]

more crooked: dog racing or harness racing?

Jai alai.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Thread title is the worst song mashup ever.

 

[Songbird]

Hare over rabbit would've flowed better since train is one syllable.

 

[Chef2]

Jai alai.

**** fighting.

 

[Big Circus]

INTRODUCING THE COCAINE GREYHOUNDS

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Will anybody from this era get to Abilene now, which is of course home of the Greyhound Hall of Fame?