Cats that look like Hitler

[OnTheRiver]

Saw this in my Entertainment Weekly today.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

It's official: The Internet's got it all covered now.

 

[Ace]

I guess "Bulldogs that look like Winston Churchill" couldn't get enough bandwidth.

 

[Cadet]

OK, it's crazy that I come home and see this thread...

*** warning, threadjack coming ***

My cat, Phillip, will be put to sleep tomorrow night following kidney failure. He had a little Hitler 'stache.

My ex got custody of the cat when we split. When I moved out, Phillip was 22 pounds of pure kitty love. He stopped eating when I left, I thought for emotional reasons. I assumed that when I didn't hear anything from the ex after a few weeks, Phillip was fine.

But he wasn't. He pretty much stopped eating and, after six months, dwindled to 9 pounds. The ex, who never took good care of the kitty, finally took him to the vet a few weeks ago. Obviously, it wasn't good.

My ****ing ex waited until the cat had lost more than half his body weight before taking him in. The ex didn't want to deal with the hassle/expense of a vet trip.

The moral of this story: if you have pets, take care of them. Don't ignore changes in behavior, diet, etc. If you know someone who doesn't take care of their pet, intervene. They deserve better.

RIP Phillip

 

[poindexter]

My cat is 13 years old and still very healthy. She's always been skinny as hell and we weighed her a couple weeks ago.

Seven pounds.

My cat weighs two pounds less than your dying cat.

 

[Cadet]

Well, back when I would take him to the vet, I was told his ideal weight was 16 pounds. He was a big kitty to begin with.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

Fire Millen.....please

 

[westcoastvol]

I guess "Bulldogs that look like Winston Churchill" couldn't get enough bandwidth.

Spittake.

 

[slappy4428]

Our dog has that look...

 

[clancy brother]

Our dog has that look...

Sporting the 'stache is one thing, but the fact that he's giving the fascist salute is a little disturbing... ;)

 

[spaceman]

Cadet, your ex should be arrested for that ****.

 

[slappy4428]

Sporting the 'stache is one thing, but the fact that he's giving the fascist salute is a little disturbing... ;)

Actually, she's pushing the camera lens away

 

[Hustle]

After Cadet's sad tale, I feel bad speaking ill of my wife's cat. But that doesn't change the fact that the cat still drives me ****ing batty. So, I give you Grace the cat...

Don't let the innocent look fool you.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

I guess this is the thread where I get to say that my cat had some high-viscosity hanging chads this morning -- I noticed them and the odor when he jumped on the bed. Had to clean his ass under the faucet for about 10 minutes. He was not loving it, and neither was I.

 

[Cadet]

I wasn't going to start a thread on Phillip, but I couldn't resist bringing him up on here when I saw the "cats that look like hitler" thread.

 

[poindexter]

Why did you leave the cat with the douchebag ex?

 

[Cadet]

Why did you leave the cat with the douchebag ex?

Had no choice. Trust me, at this moment I'm wishing I had stolen him in the dead of night.