Candlesticks? How about a huge stuffed bear

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Man ignites a Kickstarter campaign to buy a giant taxidermied bear for his brother's wedding.

Why? 'Cause his brother will find it hilarious and his sister-in-law will hate it.

I even have a speech prepared for when we pull back the sheet: “Amanda, you’ve hated me for a very long time. Here’s a bear.” Admittedly, my prepared remarks could use some fleshing out. The best part is if she rejects my gift, I can take the bear home with me. My wife can’t expect me to pay for half of a bear and then dump the whole thing on the curb. This isn’t a baby, after all. In order to rightfully own the bear, I’d have to buy out the other guys who chip in, although I suppose we could just breakup the animal and give everyone a piece. The problem is each person would want the head or the paws, but no one would admit they’d settle for the anus. Honestly, buying a bear poop shoot wouldn’t be the worst $500 I’ve ever spent. I’m looking at you, engagement ring.

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