Canadian friends: Beware the "angry beaver"

[Killick]

Sometimes, the jokes... they write themselves (if you're as sophomoric as I am).

Enjoy.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/angry-beaver-roams-n-w-t-town-184453296.html

 

[slappy4428]

Alanis Morrisette has a new CD out?

 

[Spartan Squad]

"It looked huge. I always thought beavers would be smaller," Keizer told CBC News on Thursday.

"All the beavers I've ever seen have been in water, so you only ever see pieces of them; like, you don't get to see the whole beaver."

Are we sure this is a real story and not some kid getting the news to report how he lost his virginity?

 

[UPChip]

As opposed to the "always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver."

 

[Armchair_QB]

She just had it stuffed.

 

[deskslave]

Winona was unavailable for comment.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I wonder if this beaver is related to Miller Lite's "Evil Beaver?"

 

[HC]

It might have been Jonesy: http://www.esquire.com/features/marriage-guide/meeting-the-wife-0511

 

[terrier]

Mrs. T recently saw "The Beaver," with Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster. The most unintentionally funny film she's ever seen.