BYH lasts longer than Hef

[EStreetJoe]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/27/crystal.harris.sex.ppl/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef lasted 'two seconds'
People
By Dahvi Shira and Reagan Alexander, PEOPLE.com
July 27, 2011 12:26 p.m. EDT

PEOPLE.com) -- Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She adds that they had sex just once.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

 

[Huggy]

This story from a few years back in Macleans supports Crystal's, uh, position:

http://www.macleans.ca/culture/entertainment/article.jsp?content=20060814_132043_132043

 

[Bubbler]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/27/crystal.harris.sex.ppl/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef lasted 'two seconds'
People
By Dahvi Shira and Reagan Alexander, PEOPLE.com
July 27, 2011 12:26 p.m. EDT

PEOPLE.com) -- Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She adds that they had sex just once.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

I hope the two seconds was worth the gold she dug out of it.

 

[spikechiquet]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/27/crystal.harris.sex.ppl/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Crystal Harris: Sex with Hef lasted 'two seconds'
People
By Dahvi Shira and Reagan Alexander, PEOPLE.com
July 27, 2011 12:26 p.m. EDT

PEOPLE.com) -- Crystal Harris is moving on from Hugh Hefner, but not without taking a few parting shots at her former fiancé.

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She adds that they had sex just once.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

Well, he IS 85. Give the guy credit for not needing two popsicle sticks and a rubber band

 

[SoCalDude]

I bet he sucked her tits for more than 2 seconds and he doesn't give a **** what she thinks about his prowess.

 

[outofplace]

Where the heck is BYH, anyway?

 

[Huggy]

I bet he sucked her tits for more than 2 seconds and he doesn't give a **** what she thinks about his prowess.

He should, he probably paid for them.