BREAKING: Derek "Jetes" Jeter fractures ankle

[Tom Petty]

think it's cause he stopped playing shortstop and started playing third base?
christ, isn't there a remedial board you can post on?

 

[Tarheel316]

think it's cause he stopped playing shortstop and started playing third base?
christ, isn't there a remedial board you can post on?

Nah TP. He's just sticking around as comic relief, a slow-moving target.

 

[Tom Petty]

maybe his nuts are too numb for him to even realize.