Bonds

[Starman]

Why won't anyone sack up and put a fastball in his ****ing earhole?

Fixed

Further fixed. :D :D

 

[slappy4428]

****, Ty, they just put us old-timers in a dark room and throw in some mango now and then.

Ummm, you take all the mango you can handle pallie...

 

[TyWebb]

****, Ty, they just put us old-timers in a dark room and throw in some mango now and then.

Such is Mango!

 

[shotglass]

Mango...

 

[TyWebb]

Phew, that last walk will put his next at-bat past my deadline. If he wants No. 755 to be in my paper, he'll have to wait till tomorrow. Serves him right, damn punk.

 

[spnited]

should have been called out on the 2-2 pitch

 

[Mayfly]

Still waiting on something else, so I'm not in the clear yet. Just keep walking that juiced *******!

Well-done.

Admittedly unintentional, but I will take the props. I guess I'm just the CREAM of the crop ... eh? Anybody?

I'll be here all night.

Ty, just go downstairs to the basement through the BALCO doors.

 

[Chi City 81]

We're in replate mode now. If he hits another one tonight, the whole thing gets ripped up.

 

[shotglass]

I'm still going to see one more at-bat before Final. Oh, would THAT be a bee-otch.

 

[TyWebb]

Yet another reason for some pitcher to earn eternal fame (not to mention a hand job from Selig) by putting a fastball into Bonds' knee cap.

 

[Mayfly]

Yet another reason for some pitcher to earn eternal fame (not to mention a hand job from Selig) by putting a fastball into Bonds' knee cap.

Hell, I would just drill him in the knee. Forget the fame. Imagine that thread on here.

So I hit Bonds in the knee and the funniest thing happened...

 

[Yodel]

I just hope it doesnt happen tonight. I'm on the east coast and my front page is already set. He could really **** up my universe if he hits another one.

Central time zone not much better.

 

[Flash]

Just want you all to know that on the biggest sports news website in Canada, Bonds is a sub-headline. A CFL story is the break.

 

[EE94]

Just want you all to know that on the biggest sports news website in Canada, Bonds is a sub-headline. A CFL story is the break.

That's not necessarily an indication of news judgment. Those websites are staffed by people who have barely started shaving - and that's just the women

 

[Flash]

I'd break with Stegall tonight, too, if I was desking in a CFL city.

 

[zeke12]

You want to know why sportswriters hate Bonds?

That ****ing juicer caused us to redo four ****ing pages tonight.

**** him. He shouldn't be allowed to ****ing bat until everyone in the Eastern and Central time zones has sent their ****ing pages.

****er.

****.

 

[hockeybeat]

Can this piece of **** asshole come to his own ****ing presser?

 

[zeke12]

Any pitcher who hits or walks him from 10:00 CDT to 11:30 CDT for the next few nights earns my eternal gratitude.

Seriously.

 

[spnited]

You want to know why sportswriters hate Bonds?

That ****ing juicer caused us to redo four ****ing pages tonight.

**** him. He shouldn't be allowed to ****ing bat until everyone in the Eastern and Central time zones has sent their ****ing pages.

****er.

****.

Why would 754 make you break 4 pages? It's doesn' mean anything until it' 755 and 756.

Total overreaction.

 

[MertWindu]

You want to know why sportswriters hate Bonds?

That ****ing juicer caused us to redo four ****ing pages tonight.

**** him. He shouldn't be allowed to ****ing bat until everyone in the Eastern and Central time zones has sent their ****ing pages.

****er.

****.

Why would 754 make you break 4 pages? It's doesn' mean anything until it' 755 and 756.

Total overreaction.

Sorry, but you're wrong. I thing it's overblown as much as the next guy, but you don't just ignore him getting himself to within one home run of tying Aaron. If that means busting up a page that was ready to go at 10:45, that's what happens.