Body found on Chipper Jones' ranch

[buckweaver]

http://www.ajc.com/sports/atlanta-braves/body-found-on-chipper-120513.html

Jones' father says it was an illegal immigrant (cue the online comments :), but the ranch is 8 miles from the Rio Grande so that's not unlikely.

(And yeah, I know n_w just posted this on the baseball thread. It deserves a headline.)

 

[KevinmH9]

John Rocker is probably laughing somewhere.

 

[Bubbler]

http://www.ajc.com/sports/atlanta-braves/body-found-on-chipper-120513.html

Jones' father says it was an illegal immigrant (cue the online comments :), but the ranch is 8 miles from the Rio Grande so that's not unlikely.

(And yeah, I know n_w just posted this on the baseball thread. It deserves a headline.)

It's been over 100 for 83 straight days? Holy living ****. That dude had no chance.

 

[Den1983]

http://www.ajc.com/sports/atlanta-braves/body-found-on-chipper-120513.html

Jones' father says it was an illegal immigrant (cue the online comments :), but the ranch is 8 miles from the Rio Grande so that's not unlikely.

(And yeah, I know n_w just posted this on the baseball thread. It deserves a headline.)

It's been over 100 for 83 straight days? Holy living ****. That dude had no chance.

I don't work far from Cotulla, and yes, it is miserable. Anyone without food or water will not last long. Period. The heat is borderline unbearable at most times.

 

[Cadet]

Oh, where to start.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

With 10,000 acres, it's kind of amazing that the guy was even found.

 

[User 1019]

Does Chipper have an alibi?


*Yes, I know he didn't do it, but God, I hate Chipper Jones.*

 

[deskslave]

I told that mother****er to stop calling me Larry!

 

[OnTheRiver]

If the guy was beaten to death with a baseball bat, then Jeff Francoeur's been ruled out as a suspect.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I'm surprised it wasn't a Mets pitcher.

 

[cranberry]

I'm surprised it wasn't a Mets pitcher.

I'm surprised it isn't John Calipari considering the week he's having.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

Was he wearing a Hooters shirt?

 

[mustangj17]

If the guy was beaten to death with a baseball bat, then Jeff Francoeur's been ruled out as a suspect.

This is sig material.

 

[hondo]

Does Chipper have an alibi?


*Yes, I know he didn't do it, but God, I hate Chipper Jones.*

What did he ever do to you?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

With 10,000 acres, it's kind of amazing that the guy was even found.

Circling buzzards.

 

[User 1019]

Does Chipper have an alibi?


*Yes, I know he didn't do it, but God, I hate Chipper Jones.*

What did he ever do to you?

General penisicity.

 

[RossLT]

I told that mother****er to stop calling me Larry!

Is it wrong that I laughed really hard at that?

 

[tapintoamerica]

If the guy was beaten to death with a baseball bat, then Jeff Francoeur's been ruled out as a suspect.

Is anybody keeping an informal track of the Greatest Posts of All Time? If so, that's on the list.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I told that mother****er to stop calling me Larry!

Is it wrong that I laughed really hard at that?

If so, I'm wrong, too. I have a good friend who both despises the Braves and Mr. Jones. Expresses his disgust at the latter by calling him Larry.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Chopper to Chipper, throws him out