Black, white and yellow and has sex with helpless chicks. Big Ben? No, penguins!

[LongTimeListener]

http://www.latimes.com/news/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-perverted-penguins-20120611,0,32225.story

A scientist 100 years ago was observing penguins at the South Pole and was so freaked out by their behavior that he couldn't bring himself to tell anyone else about it. Necrophilia, rape of baby penguins by "hooligan" males, and TEH GAY!!!!!

Levick witnessed males having sex with dead females — some dead for more than a year. In one case, he observed a male have sex with a female that was badly injured and could not walk. He also saw homosexual behavior and males having sex with baby chicks, sometimes right under their parents' eyes. Some chicks were crushed and injured, others were killed.

I think that's pretty much Parents Weekend at Ohio State.

 

[Bob Cook]

That explains the crazy-ass penguins in the Madagascar movies.

 

[Yodel]

For example, a dead penguin lying on its back with its eyes half open appears to be a compliant female.

Defense attorneys have been arguing that for a while, I think.

 

[YGBFKM]

Retire the trophy for best thread name.

 

[Batman]

For example, a dead penguin lying on its back with its eyes half open appears to be a compliant female.

Defense attorneys have been arguing that for a while, I think.

I thought a penguin lying on its back with its eyes half opened was Sidney Crosby, two games after his latest comeback.

 

[slappy4428]

For example, a dead penguin lying on its back with its eyes half open appears to be a compliant female.

Defense attorneys have been arguing that for a while, I think.

I thought a penguin lying on its back with its eyes half opened was Sidney Crosby, two games after his latest comeback.

Close the hymnals, Mass is over.

 

[Bubbler]

Retire the trophy for best thread name.

Seconded.

 

[Bubbler]

That explains the crazy-ass penguins in the Madagascar movies.

That damn Madagascar 3 afro song has been in my head for a solid month now. My kids taunt me with it.