Bert and Ernie: Out and loving it?

[HanSenSE]

We've heard all the rumors, of course.

‘Sesame Street’ writer hints Bert and Ernie are a ‘loving couple’

 

[The Big Ragu]

1) I was a big Bert and Ernie fan more a decade and a half before this guy was writing for Sesame Street. Did Bert and Ernie become gay when he came aboard (i.e. -- were they still just "best friends" before he got there), or were they always a loving puppet couple?
2) Also. ... Do him and Arnie -- the personal relationship he says he was basing Bert and Ernie on -- sleep in separate beds in the same room, too?

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

 

[playthrough]

Does Scooby Doo's Velma have any comment?

 

[HanSenSE]

This may come as a relief to some.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

If Bert was gay he would do something about that unibrow.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Both Bert and Ernie got friend-zoned?

 

[Slacker]

 

[Baron Scicluna]

They both also like the same boy.

It's A Three-Some, Charlie Brown!

 

[exmediahack]

Bert is definitely the top in that relationship.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

On a related note, Pampers is pulling diapers from the shelves because they lacked gender diversity amongst its Sesame Street characters.

 

[Buck]

Bert is definitely the top in that relationship.

I think he's a power bottom.

 

[User 149557]

 

[Spartan Squad]

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That cucumber has a face...

OH MY GOD THAT CUCUMBER HAS A FACE!

 

[HanSenSE]

I'm wondering if Rubber Ducky is worried.

 

[exmediahack]

If I'm Miss Piggy, I'm damn worried about allegations from the past. She was pretty grabby, on-cam, with Elton John, Mac Davis, Charles Grodin and Bob Denver.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

If I'm Miss Piggy, I'm damn worried about allegations from the past. She was pretty grabby, on-cam, with Elton John, Mac Davis, Charles Grodin and Bob Denver.

Heck she should have been arrested multiple times for karate-chopping Kermit.

Kermit is a victim of domestic violence.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I doubt that Ernie or Bert think about having sex with the other while each has at least one puppeteer’s hand up his butt.

But to be truthful I haven’t really done much research into muppet psychology.

 

[jr/shotglass]

This is a sick thread, and yet, I'm not sure if I mean that in a bad way or a good way.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

They look alike, they have coordinated twin beds … they’re brothers.