Barry Bonds headlines

[Tom Petty]

if you could write any headline you wanted after bonds hit No. 756, what would it be? bonus points for subheads/sidebars as well.

 

[Chi City 81]

Clearly Creamed

 

[zeke12]

Bonds hits second most important homer in Giants history

 

[amraeder]

Clearly Creamed

Well done TGD! I'll think on it, but I doubt I'll be able to top this one.

 

[StaggerLee]

Unnatural Disaster: Bonds breaks revered record

or how about the obvious:

756*

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

THANK GOD!
Millions of Americans can now go about their lives

 

[Write-brained]

GIANTS LOSE AGAIN!
Bonds ties Aaron

 

[Angola!]

GREATEST EVER (in 150 point type)
Bonds surpasses Aaron


Tonight my paper ripped up the front page, which says a lot for the size of my paper. They took out the main package - which I wrote - and inserted Bonds in a package with ARod. It worked out well. Something like: Bonds ties Aaron ... is ARod next?

 

[mike311gd]

Bonds, Conte pass Aaron
Anderson watches from prison cell

 

[RedSmithClone]

HEAD: SAN FRANSISCO CHEAT

SUBHEAD: Bonds allegedly passes Aaron as home run king

 

[Claws for Concern]

Since Bonds' head is so big, there's no room for a SUBHEAD.

 

[mediaguy]

mlb.com is just weak: Bonds and Hammer ... eh?

 

[Claws for Concern]

756: Bonded by Controversy

 

[RedSmithClone]

Since Bonds' head is so big, there's no room for a SUBHEAD.

That's interesting I always heard that the "head" gets smaller with 'roids?

 

[Idaho]

Padres win in extra innings

 

[mike311gd]

Since Bonds' head is so big, there's no room for a SUBHEAD.

That's interesting I always heard that the "head" gets smaller with 'roids?

Nope. Those are the balls.

 

[markvid]

756: Bonded by Controversy

That's excellent.

 

[Songbird]

HEAD: SAN FRANSISCO CHEAT

SUBHEAD: Bonds allegedly passes Aaron as home run king

good stuff.

 

[Claws for Concern]

SNL's headline:

Steroids have been Barry, Barry Good to Bonds

 

[HandsomeHarley]

EXTRA! EXTRA!
CHEATERS DO PROSPER!