Baby dolphin dies after beach goers pass it around to take selfies

[Dick Whitman]

We are the worst.

Endangered baby dolphin dies after swimmers pass it around for selfies

 

[Vombatus]

Could have been prevented if a marine biologist had been on the scene.

 

[Starman]

Or even a few people who weren't complete ****ing assholes and willing to stand by and watch it die in the mud.

 

[amraeder]

Saw this story floating around and was curious what direction you'd go with it. Thought that maybe, "Newspaper writes about viral video and quotes no one at the scene" would bring out skeptic ****.

 

[BTExpress]

We are the worst.

Sounds like a catchy song

"We are the worst/
We are the assholes/
We are the ones who make a darker day/
So let's kill something"

 

[Steak Snabler]

Could have been prevented if a marine biologist had been on the scene.

I said "EASY THERE, BIG FELLA!"

 

[Vombatus]

Sounds like a catchy song

"We are the worst/
We are the assholes/
We are the ones who make a darker day/
So let's kill something"

Sung to "We are the Champions"?

 

[amraeder]

Sung to "We are the Champions"?

We Are the World, I assume.

 

[Vombatus]

We Are the World, I assume.

Okay, thanks. I thought Champions didn't quite fit.

 

[Gator]

You get even more horrified by a story after you realize it's not a headline from The Onion, which this one certainly could have been.

 

[Ace]

I'm just glad it wasn't an American dolphin.

 

[Vombatus]

I'm just glad it wasn't an American dolphin.

 

[WriteThinking]

I've been so disgusted by and afraid of this headline on the internet the last couple of days that I haven't even opened the links.

I wish I still hadn't. I hate people, sometimes. We're such incredible idiots. Just disgusting and inexcusable.

 

[Dick Whitman]

I've been so disgusted by and afraid of this headline on the internet the last couple of days that I haven't even opened the links.

I wish I still hadn't. I hate people, sometimes. We're such incredible idiots. Just disgusting and inexcusable.

That's how I felt about the Josh Duggar incest story. Not everyone was as appalled by it, though.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Emmitt Smith knows what to do with the dolphin.

 

[Ace]

At least the baby dolphin died doing what it loved -- posing for pictures with Argentinian assholes.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

This sort of thing is exactly why I only take dolphin-safe selfies.

 

[SpeedTchr]

Dolphins killed with bare hands.

 

[WriteThinking]

That's how I felt about the Josh Duggar incest story. Not everyone was as appalled by it, though.

You are so predictable that it's laughable. You know, I actually knew you were going to post something like that when I posted about the dolphin. I knew it. I actually thought it. Because, you know, they are so the same things :rolleyes:...

And, sure enough, you did it. Incredible.

 

[JC]

No, pedophila is worse.

What's your point?