We have a universal desk, and all the deskers do proofing and design...sports design typically trades off between two people on that desk (we have a 3-page section, 5 or 6 on Sundays). With that being said, we have a desk girl who is absolutely horrible at her job.
First off, she would fit in quite well with what others have described here...she thinks out loud, so she points out every single catch she finds verbally, then turns everything into a rambling explanation. However, she never finds anything when she proofs sports pages, and she finds epic ways to **** up when she designs them. When the SE or I tell her what to fix (we proof all our pages, even though the EIC wants us out of there, because we're the only ones who will make catches and, dammit, that's the way it's always been), she *always* has a whiny excuse, rationalization, etc. Just make the damn change and move along.
Her most common excuse is, "Well, I don't have time," or its variation, "Well, if I have time I'll fix it." Well, stop taking 1 1/2-hour lunches and claiming 1 hour, trying to get involved in every single conversation in the whole damn office and going off on long diatribes about how liberal you are, how much Sarah Palin sucks and how things were in your last shop (where you were laid off, I'm guessing in your case on merit) or at your college paper (I know, you have a master's, but that clearly means nothing) and...well...do your ****ing job.
My solution is, instead of saying this whole rant to her face, just not talking to her at all. And ranting about it on here. Thanks, guys.
