Andy Griffith actress robbed ... in Mayberry

[deskslave]

You can't make this **** up.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVrDHOrfzGqN_4oIMd0AoK02ruWAD9FCSHV01

 

[Huggy]

I've been to Mount Airy, NC! Stayed at the Best Western there on the way to Florida last summer! You're not safe anywhere these days!

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Barney is over at the diner, making time with Juanita and there's a crime wave going on.

 

[Bob Cook]

"I just robbed Thelma Lou."

"Surely, you can't be serious."

"I am serious. And how did you know my name?"

 

[WolvEagle]

Will Matlock defend the scumbag in court?

 

[Killick]

WANTED

ACCESSORY TO ROBBERY, CRIMINAL DAMAGING
$500 REWARD​

 

[beardpuller]

WANTED

ACCESSORY TO ROBBERY, CRIMINAL DAMAGING
$500 REWARD​

It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.!!!

 

[Football_Bat]

Time to give Barney his second bullet.

 

[slappy4428]

There's only one way to stop this crime wave...

CITIZEN'S ARREST!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!!

 

[beardpuller]

No,no,no. I say you have to nip it. Nip it in the bud!

 

[Flip Wilson]

I'm glad the AP put this notice on the story.

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.

Nothing like a stolen wallet being BREAKING NEWS. Sheesh...

 

[Second Thoughts]

This would have been a great episode. Barney running around in circles at warp speed, whining to Andy "Ang, we gotta do something!" while trying to act like the man-protector of his woman. In the end Andy finds the thief and makes a deal with him for Barney to arrest him instead. Barney ends up with lipstick smooches all over his face and his hair mussed. The End.

 

[expendable]

I blame Mr. McBeevee.

 

[TwoGloves]

"Oh my Barney, oh my Barney, oh my Barney, Barney Fife. Had a jail and couldn't lock it, kept one bullet in his pocket."

 

[finishthehat]

I suspect the Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot are involved.

 

[beardpuller]

I suspect the Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot are involved.

That's absolutely my favorite episode, and one of the best, most timeless episodes of any sitcom ever.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

A moment which will, undoubtedly, make Surry County proud.

 

[TwoGloves]

"Thelma Lou got robbed? Shazam!"

 

[BTExpress]

The Mount Airy News reports that police arrested Shirley Walter Guynn of Cana, Va.

POLICE: "Surely, you don't expect us to believe that alibi."

GUYNN: "But I can prove I wasn't there. And don't call me Shir- . . . er, never mind."

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

THIS is irony, kids.