Amanda Beard in Playboy

[Killick]

I wanna see some beard

Taaa-daaaaaa!

 

[Ace]

If I say I would not hit it, I would not hit it.

I mean, I realize that I wouldn't be able to get to second base with a coked-up thong-wearing Lindsay Lohan if I was on the last toilet seat in the ladies room.

 

[dooley_womack1]

If you worked for the Plain Dealer, you could.

 

[Ace]

Now I'm gonna get depressed. Hell, I'd have to beat my way through starlets and groupies just to get to work.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Now I'm gonna get depressed. Hell, I'd have to beat my way off through starlets and groupies just to get to work.

You had to know it was coming

 

[melock]

She does have unusually sharp facial features (kind of like say, Maria Shriver), but she's got great eyes and a swimmer's legs and butt are hard to top. I've seen some photos of her that are somewhat unappealing, but overall, I'd go Ludacris-style on her:
"Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis/
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius...YUPP!" :D

Oh BigPern - you have a way with words. Absolutely hilarious!

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I'd be happy to settle with Amanda Beard or Serena. And by settle I mean vastly play out of my league.

But DD, I think your new project is to get a We Are The World 2 started here on this board. That may be the first time in years I've heard that song referenced, and it was done just perfectly.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

Doesn't do anything for you guys? Please. You'd all hit it without any hesitation, and beg for more when you're done.

When the "Wives and Girlfriends of SportsJournalists.com" Calender finally comes out, FH, it's going to shatter -- absolutely shatter -- every sales record, and become a worldwide phenomenon, capable of bringing democracy to countries currently run by evil dictators, and as well as ending poverty worldwide. I know this because every day I see people post here who would not sleep with 90 percent of celebrities because they are not up to their standards. When the "W & GF of SportsJournalists.com" Calendar debuts, hopefully sometime this fall, it will raise so much money, it will make "We Are The World" look like a ****ing bakesale put on by the a local Cub Scout troop.

Absolute perfection.

 

[bigpern23]

She does have unusually sharp facial features (kind of like say, Maria Shriver), but she's got great eyes and a swimmer's legs and butt are hard to top. I've seen some photos of her that are somewhat unappealing, but overall, I'd go Ludacris-style on her:
"Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis/
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius...YUPP!" :D

Oh BigPern - you have a way with words. Absolutely hilarious!

I have to defer to my man Luda on that one, but thanks for the props. 8)

 

[Mayfly]

She does have unusually sharp facial features (kind of like say, Maria Shriver), but she's got great eyes and a swimmer's legs and butt are hard to top. I've seen some photos of her that are somewhat unappealing, but overall, I'd go Ludacris-style on her:
"Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis/
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius...YUPP!" :D

Oh BigPern - you have a way with words. Absolutely hilarious!

I have to defer to my man Luda on that one, but thanks for props. 8)

"Yup, I'll be into her man/
Get up and stay harder than a cinderblock man"

Great song bigpern

 

[bigpern23]

She does have unusually sharp facial features (kind of like say, Maria Shriver), but she's got great eyes and a swimmer's legs and butt are hard to top. I've seen some photos of her that are somewhat unappealing, but overall, I'd go Ludacris-style on her:
"Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis/
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius...YUPP!" :D

Oh BigPern - you have a way with words. Absolutely hilarious!

I have to defer to my man Luda on that one, but thanks for props. 8)

"Yup, I'll be into her man/
Get up and stay harder than a cinderblock man"

Great song bigpern

I'm just thankful Pharrell gave me something to bump to. :D

 

[mltru2tx]

Amanda Beard is my all-time favorite sports crush. I can't wait.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

If I say I would not hit it, I would not hit it.

I mean, I realize that I wouldn't be able to get to second base with a coked-up thong-wearing Lindsay Lohan if I was on the last toilet seat in the ladies room.

What about if you were the last toilet seat?

 

[RokSki]

Nice face and hair. Figure really does nothing for me. I guess she's cashing in on her 15 mintues.

 

[Ace]

Nice face and hair. Figure really does nothing for me. I guess she's cashing in on her 15 mintues.

Considering she last competed in the Olympics almost three years ago and won her first gold about 16 years ago, I'd say your watch is stopped.

 

[RokSki]

Nice face and hair. Figure really does nothing for me. I guess she's cashing in on her 15 mintues.

Considering she last competed in the Olympics almost three years ago and won her first gold about 16 years ago, I'd say your watch is stopped.

Posing for Playboy doesn't put her on anyone's "A" list, IMO. Usually it's seen as a 'necessary' career booster. As long as lad mags abound, I guess she'll stay relevant. Hey, good luck to her.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Man... that is a beautiful woman.

So, she has broad shoulders and a little Maria Shriver mandible action.... big ****ing deal.

Looks like Courtney Cox a little.

 

[BTExpress]

Doesn't do anything for you guys? Please. You'd all hit it without any hesitation, and beg for more when you're done.

That's not really the point, though.

There's a difference in "would I hit it?" and "would I pay $5 (or whatever it costs now) to buy a mag with pictures of someone whose body I have already seen 98 percent of anyway?"

 

[Chi City 81]

That this thread reached three pages without NSFW pics of the lovely Ms. Beard is one of the biggest upsets in the history of SportsJournalists.com.

 

[Clever username]

That this thread reached three pages without NSFW pics of the lovely Ms. Beard is one of the biggest upsets in the history of SportsJournalists.com.

It's out of a newfound respect for the ladies of SportsJournalists.com.

I even typed that with a straight face.