Advice on a headline

[PalmettoStatesport]

OK, so our football team heads out for camp and in the morning, their facility is fine. They get back in the afternoon and it is literally covered in ****. Apparently, the sewer blew up right in the middle of their locker room and spilled out all over the place. Working on the story, and apparently, nobody was too concerned (outside of coaches) as the season is still a few months away, but was wondering if any of you had any advice on a headline.

 

[Elliotte Friedman]

Something smells funny
sub-head: For a change, it's not the coach's answers

Could you get away with 'Full of it?'

 

[beefncheddar]

It Happens

 

[93Devil]

Were the fans hit?

 

[Sunshine Scooter]

Who cares about facilities? **** on them.

 

[jlee]

IT WAS (RIVAL SCHOOL)!!!

 

[RedSmithClone]

Happier than a football team in poop

 

[John]

Locker room smells worse than usual
Busted sewer line masks normal scent of sweaty ass

 

[spaceman]

Turd down

 

[RedSmithClone]

What's the team nickname?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Internal sh_tstorm strikes (name of school here)

 

[John]

What's the team nickname?

Nuggets

 

[joe_schmoe]

Wholly crap!

 

[mike311gd]

Deuces Wild

 

[RedSmithClone]

Nuggets, nuggets everywhere

 

[DemoChristian]

As usual, Bum****ers' locker room full of ****.

 

[outdoors]

**** Party

 

[dooley_womack1]

Floaters xx, Sinkers xx[/trouserbuddah]

 

[Football_Bat]

Browns miss bowl

 

[Notepad]

THEY ARE NOT BOOING, THEY ARE SAYING POOOOOOOOOP!

Najeh Davenport responsible for locker room vandalism