A man who truly died doing what he loved...

[Bob Cook]

...jerking off in a porn theater.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/11/man-dies-after-collapsing-in-adult-film-theater.html

 

[poindexter]

I knew this would be the subject.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

And the Boondock Saints weren't involved? That's shocking!

 

[spaceman]

Sounds like he had a stroke.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Sounds like he had a stroke.

Just one? Has anyone seen BYH?

 

[old_tony]

Was the guy's name Ray McKigney?

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Come on!

 

[Double J]

 

[Pastor]

It is obvious to me that this man had not discovered the internet.

 

[Bob Cook]

That O face will haunt me.

 

[tmr]

The Bijou is old-school gay/erotica theatre/video store, a leftover from Old Town's wilder days. I've only walked by a few times while the door is open and I caught one of the hilarious names of the videos for rent: 9 inches from Brazil.

It's also next to a 24-hour book store.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

9 inches from Brazil.

So Ronaldo released a sex tape about his girlfriends?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

It is obvious to me that this man had not discovered the internet.

Once you've seen porn on the big screen ... you'll never want to watch it that way again.

Some things shouldn't be shown on a 20-foot screen.

 

[Starman]

What kind of convenience store are you running here, anyway?

 

[Batman]

The guy obviously couldn't handle it, but he showed a lot of spunk.

 

[Bob Cook]

Was the guy's name Ray McKigney?

Nice pull. No pun intended.

 

[Gutter]

The jerk store called ... they were running out of him.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

So, Beavis and Butt-head, I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation. You see, class, Beavis and Butt-head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, and if they do laugh they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed week.

We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS!

And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!

 

[Double J]

Another great pull. Again, no pun intended. :)

 

[dooley_womack1]

It is obvious to me that this man had not discovered the internet.

Once you've seen porn on the big screen ... you'll never want to watch it that way again.

Some things shouldn't be shown on a 20-foot screen.

How often have you reconfirmed that finding?