A hamster? What the...

[da man]

Can't believe no one has found this worthy of some sort of comment:

Fox News’ Harris Faulkner Sues Hasbro For $5M Over Harris Faulkner Hamster

 

[cjericho]

Do they make a gerbil named Richard Gere?

 

[Vombatus]

Do they make a gerbil named Richard Gere?

Goddamnit, you beat me to the gerbil jokes.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Goddamnit, you beat me to the gerbil jokes.

Don Zimmer does some 360s in his grave.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

 

[Riptide]

I guess a comparison shot of the toy hamster was too much of a challenge for msn.com, so here it is.

 

[Vombatus]

When I saw the thread title, I figured someone had stuffed a hamster up their ass.

Although, I guess a 19 inch guinea pig would be more impressive.

 

[cjericho]

I guess a comparison shot of the toy hamster was too much of a challenge for msn.com, so here it is.

6, 6 Does Rick Stain hit both?

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

I guess a comparison shot of the toy hamster was too much of a challenge for msn.com, so here it is.

That hamster sure must hurt going up there.

 

[da man]

I think she loses the lawsuit -- the hamster has blue eyes.