3/14. Quite possibly the greatest holiday ever created.

[Chef2]

Yep.
It's Steak and Blowjob day.
That's right.
No presents. No cards. No flowers.
Women have Valentine's Day. We have Steak/BJ Day.

 

[SpeedTchr]

And may all of yours be crispy and covered in ketchup.

 

[TyWebb]

And may all of yours be crispy and covered in ketchup.

We are all waiting to hear how you ruin blowjobs.

 

[SpeedTchr]

We are all waiting to hear how you ruin blowjobs.

That's what I was referring to above.

 

[TyWebb]

That's what I was referring to above.

Oh my god I hate you so much.

 

[Chef2]

****ing beautiful.

 

[HC]

If you need a holiday to get a blow job you're doing something wrong.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Perhaps ironically, 3/14 is also Happy Pi Day.

 

[spikechiquet]

Man, this is so going to confuse students that are being encouraged to Walk Up and talk to someone they don't know instead of Walk Out of school tomorrow.
Be on the lookout for Poin files as well.

 

[TyWebb]

If you need a holiday to get a blow job you're doing something wrong.

I think a lot of the guys who claim to "celebrate" this holiday don't actually get the opportunity to celebrate it.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Perhaps ironically, 3/14 is also Happy Pi Day.

 

[Chef2]

If you need a holiday to get a blow job you're doing something wrong.

Touche.

 

[typefitter]

****ing beautiful.

That might be my favourite exchange on this site ever. Oh my God.

 

[Buck]

BJs are a myth.
Like the yeti, or his North American cousin, the sasquatch,

 

[typefitter]

If you need a holiday to get a blow job you're doing something wrong.

Well, I'm not going to get a blow job at work, am I?

 

[HC]

Well, I'm not going to get a blow job at work, am I?

I don't know. I haven't been to your coffee shop.

 

[Huggy]

I don't know. I haven't been to your coffee shop.

Solid contact there, outfielder never even turned around

 

[typefitter]

Goddammit.

 

[Chef2]

I don't know. I haven't been to your coffee shop.

Son of a *****.
That is Cecil Fielder deep.

 

[typefitter]

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap and get ready for the next batter.