Lloyd Carr has gonorrhea

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mdpoppy

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Sitting in the press box at the Champs Sports Bowl right now and we just got a kick out of one of the random text messages that came on the jumbotron -- "Lloyd Carr has gonorrhea"

I wonder if any of the papers will throw that in as a night, especially considering there's a lot of Michigan media people here for MSU.
 
three_bags_full said:
WTF is a text message that comes up on the jumbotron?

You can text message a certain number and they will display certain ones on the jumbotron scrolling along the bottom.

I've never seen it at a game, but pretty common at music concerts and other public events. I'm not sure how this one got through the moderator.
 
mdpoppy said:
three_bags_full said:
WTF is a text message that comes up on the jumbotron?

You can text message a certain number and they will display certain ones on the jumbotron scrolling along the bottom.

I've never seen it at a game, but pretty common at music concerts and other public events. I'm not sure how this one got through the moderator.

WTF is a moderator?
 
OnTheRiver said:
mdpoppy said:
three_bags_full said:
WTF is a text message that comes up on the jumbotron?

You can text message a certain number and they will display certain ones on the jumbotron scrolling along the bottom.

I've never seen it at a game, but pretty common at music concerts and other public events. I'm not sure how this one got through the moderator.

WTF is a moderator?

Google it ... oh, wait, WTF is google?
 
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three_bags_full said:
WTF is a text message that comes up on the jumbotron?

Really the bigger question is WhoTF reads text messages on jumbotron at sporting event.

MD whats the text number - we'll text you and you'll be famous in the press box
 
micropolitan guy said:
It couldn't have originated from anyone associated with MSU if it was spelled correctly.

One thing most MSU students can spell correctly, is most STDs.
 
OnTheRiver said:
mdpoppy said:
three_bags_full said:
WTF is a text message that comes up on the jumbotron?

You can text message a certain number and they will display certain ones on the jumbotron scrolling along the bottom.

I've never seen it at a game, but pretty common at music concerts and other public events. I'm not sure how this one got through the moderator.

WTF is a moderator?

He's the guy who starts a thread on Anything Goes titled, "OnTheRiver has gonorrhea."
 
If I'm not mistaken, there was a similar incident in St. Louis this spring or summer that will be making it's way to civil court soon. I think the message in question claimed a teen girl has HIV or AIDS.
 
pressmurphy said:
If I'm not mistaken, there was a similar incident in St. Louis this spring or summer that will be making it's way to civil court soon. I think the message in question claimed a teen girl has HIV or AIDS.
There was, and you probably read about it here:
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/49284/
 
Let's focus on the real point, people, and wish Lloyd all the best for a speedy recovery.
 
After Rich Rodriguez ****canned the entire Michigan staff, maybe this was ol' Slick ****'s way of reminding Lloyd that he, too, was done after Jan. 1.
 
BYH said:
Smasher_Sloan said:
Let's focus on the real point, people, and wish Lloyd all the best for a speedy recovery.

It's tragedies like this that put everything in perspective.

God I wish I had Photoshop so I could do this properly ...

content_topleft.jpg


Lloyd Carr: Hi, I'm Lloyd Carr ... and I have genital herpes gonorrhea.
Random chick boning gonorrhea'd Lloyd Carr for some unknown reason: AND I DON'T!
Lloyd Carr: Thanks to Valtrex, my gonorrhea is under control, and this random chick boning me for reasons unknown can do whatever she wants to me without any messy Appalachian State-like repurcussions. So I plan to live life to its fullest with gonorrhea!
Random chick boning gonorrhea'd Lloyd Carr for some unknown reason: AND I DON'T!

Cue obligatory veneral disease drug ad bike ride in meadow/boat dock/beach.
 
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