The Things We All Agree Upon Thread

That writing Dr. Pepper will inevitably get someone to freak out for adding the period.

 

I don't think it's just the ladies

 

When you are married, there is no such thing as a bad blow job.

 

Yes

 

March 14 should be a national holiday.

 

Unless your wife finds out.

 

Fixed

 

I'll offer several:

That SEC football - especially at night - is the best college football.

That even if you hate the St. Louis Cardinals - and I do - those uniforms are just about perfect.

That, at some point in life, you realize one of dumbest things people could ever do is compete to see who can eat the hottest wing.

That great office managers, receptionists and SIDs are rare and almost certainly underpaid.

That you'll spend more time catering to selfish people than acknowledging selfless ones.

That, when a Philip Seymour Hoffman scene is on TV, there's a 85 percent chance you'll watch it, and what a total shame it is there won't be any more new movies from him.

 

Boobs.

 

All you really need to do a halfway decent boob-reduction on yourself is a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.