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Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I'm getting ready to do some surgery on myself.

    I have a corn on the 4th toe of my left foot that has kicked my ass for way too long.

    I am 3/4 of the way through this beer, going to finish off a bottle of Hot Damn, have a fresh razor, a bottle of peroxide, and going to dig this bitch out of my foot.

    If you hear me scream.........well, then bring more beer.
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Wow, this doesn't sound like a good idea at all.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Um, this will not end well?
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I did that to a Plantar's wart once ... only it was nail clippers and a bottle of iodine. Hurt like a mofo. No booze allowed either ... I was maybe 14.
  5. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    Fuck Chef ... are you going to do this while watching "Saw"?
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I had a friend who cut his arm badly on a fall off his motorcycle. His roommate, who was in the army, told him he'd sew it up. And after they both got extremely loaded, he went to work. I was pretty disgusted at the thought.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Which order are you doing this? Beer, peroxide, shave? Drink the peroxide and use the beer on the corn?
  8. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    Once again, misled by the threat title. I was thinking bikini season, and going blond.
  9. Outing alert! Chef is:


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  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Do we think Chef is really stupid enough to try this?
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    FAIR IS FAIR!!!!

    Chef that corn might be invincible.
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  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

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