Ohio teacher bags five football players ...

... and an assistant principle resigns because he sent her racy texts.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/female-gym-teacher-accused-of-sex-acts-with-football-players-1072802.html

They're awful frisky in Dayton.

 

You really didn't think you'd be first with this, did you?

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/82121/

 

I see what you did there.

 

Nobody beats the Poin files!

 

And I must admit, I'm a poinophile as far as clicking on the threads.

 

I should have known. But could we have clearer thread titles?

 

Valentine's Day Special from poin? I think that's crystal clear what that's gonna be about.

 

Not a lot of subtlety there.

 

I first saw the thread title on my primitive cellphone, which doesn't show the thread starter, and I knew whom the starter was.

 

And there isn't even a picture attached. For fuck's sake, I gotta do everything for you guys.

 

Well, yes.