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I guess having a large waistline can help for some things...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/01/02/pants.on.fire.ap/index.html

XL underwear smothers fire

LONDON, England (AP) -- From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire.

John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen in Hartlepool, northeast England, on Sunday when their meal caught fire.

Lines grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to put it out: his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants.

He ran them under the faucet and tossed them onto the flames, successfully smothering the fire, a spokesman for the Cleveland Fire Brigade said, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with department policy.

Lines' swift thinking saved the kitchen -- but left his aunt's underwear slightly scorched.

"It could have been a lot worse," she said. "My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day. I'm just grateful to the boys."

The fire official said the general principle of using a large, wet cloth to cover a grease fire was a sound one.

As for using underwear: "Clearly it depends on what size you are -- but I don't want to go there."
 
Unfortunately, heart disease killed her the next day.
 
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Nathan Scott Phillips said:
slappy4428 said:
Frying bread?
Part of an English breakfast, which also includes fried sausage, fried tomatoes and fried eggs.

What is the morning special at the Heart Attack Diner, Alex?
 
On a journalistic note, this is the dumbest story ever.

If he had used the XL undies to parachute to safety from a fire-ravaged apartment, fine. But to use them to put out a small fire? Yawn.
 
Does this mean fat people or those who are getting fatter can say, "I'm only eating so much to someday save our lives"?
 
My mom is English and my dad is Welsh, and we knew about eating fried bread -- pork dripping sandwiches, actually.

Take a chunk of bread, slather both sides with the bacon runoff -- suet, essentially -- and fry it.

Tasty, but whenever you stopped chewing, you could actually hear your heart cry.
 

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