Write the gamer, don't try your stand-up material...

[Mystery_Meat]

And when Temple broke its long-ass losing streak, if you were courting the young Internet loser demo ...

"Owls win? O RLY?"
Subhed: "YA RLY"

 

[henryhenry]

droll turn of phrase - sportswriting used to be more consistently droll and clever - before the Era of ranting, obsessive stats, and shrinking access

it's just sports - lighten up - go back and read jim murray - he would have loved that line

 

[Point of Order]

This reminds me of something one of the old sports writers told me after the press conference ended for a particularly, one-sided, hardly-anything-of-note game:

"I'm going to write a ****ty story, but it will still be better than the game."