Wish the old fart a happy birthday

[2muchcoffeeman]

The artificial intelligence system running the fallout shelter in our absence informs me that spnited is ... wait ... this is going into the area of calculus here ... 57 today.

Happy birthday, you old coot.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I think you forgot a 1 in front of that.


Happy birthday, gramps! And you've still got a good ass for an old man.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

As soon as I saw "old fart" in the title, I thought "Has to be spnited."

I hope he's having such a great birthday that he doesn't see this thread until Monday.

 

[User 1019]

57!? Hell, the way you guys talk, I thought he was 80 or something.

Happy birthday, pops.

 

[healingman]

A happy and prosperous birthday to, obviously, a well-loved member of the SportsJournalists.com family.

 

[BigDog]

Start stocking up now, you old prick.

 

[BigDog]

She's not kidding, either.

 

[sportschick]

Someone we can both appreciate, Spnited!

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

She's not kidding, either.

Hey, what's the supposed to mean?

 

[Songbird]

yesterday was the first time in my life that no one wished me happy birthday.

but to spnited, happy birthday!

 

[dooley_womack1]

57 what -- millennia?





Happy birthday. My present to you: I won't tell Beej about this.

 

[BYH]

A happy and prosperous birthday to, obviously, a well-loved member of the SportsJournalists.com family.

Well-loved my ass.

Well-worn, sure. But well-loved? That cantankerous prick? **** him. I hope nobody shows up to help him blow out the several football fields worth of candles on his birthday cake. Old ****ing douchebag.

(happy birthday, buddy )

Edit: too late Dools!

 

[dooley_womack1]

He well-loved your ass? Some things I really don't wanna know. And good luck in your consolation matchup.

 

[BYH]

He well-loved your ass? Some things I really don't wanna know. And good luck in your consolation matchup.

Suck it, you passive-aggressive jerk.

 

[Chi City 81]

"Go to Hell, you old *******!"

 

[BYH]

"Go to Hell, you old *******!"

"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed."

"But sir that's..."

"I said DO IT!!!"

 

[dooley_womack1]

He well-loved your ass? Some things I really don't wanna know. And good luck in your consolation matchup.

Suck it, you passive-aggressive jerk.

But don't worry, I'm sure Goonie Bird will take care of biz against me.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Save your birthday money and be the envy of all your non-deceased friends with a new Hoveround!!!

 

[JR]

So I'm older than Spinited by two days. ****.

 

[BigDog]

So I'm older than Spinited by two days. ****.

Statistically, you're two days closer to death than he is. Sleep well.