Who's excited?

[Roger_Clemens]

Big day, kiddos, big day. Anyone excited? Me, I been in the crapper all morning, Deb hadda bring me my bagel and Apple Jacks right there. And coffee, now it's all about the coffee, know what I mean? Sure ya do.

And yeah, I know y'all got that baseball chat goin, but this seemed pretty special, so thanks. I know my mama would thank you too. And my kids. Well, some of the kids, not the one I beaned in the yard yesterday. Hell, a little ice, he'll be okay by the weekend.

Rocket luvs y'all.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Hey Rocket. My shoulder been hurting lately. Messed up the rotator cuff and just keep messing it up more. I was hoping, you know, maybe you could strike someone out for me? Maybe that Mauer kid. I hear he's some slap hitting child.

 

[markvid]

Big day, kiddos, big day. Anyone excited? Me, I been in the crapper all morning, Deb hadda bring me my bagel and Apple Jacks right there. And coffee, now it's all about the coffee, know what I mean? Sure ya do.

And yeah, I know y'all got that baseball chat goin, but this seemed pretty special, so thanks. I know my mama would thank you too. And my kids. Well, some of the kids, not the one I beaned in the yard yesterday. Hell, a little ice, he'll be okay by the weekend.

Rocket luvs y'all.

That was damn funny.

 

[Boom_70]

Hey Rocket how do you feel about your trainer being named in Grimsley indictment?

 

[Roger_Clemens]

Hey Rocket how do you feel about your trainer being named in Grimsley indictment?

Huh? Don't know nothin' bout that. Coffee and epsom salts. That's what I'm sayin.

 

[spnited]

Hey Rocket how do you feel about your trainer being named in Grimsley indictment?

Huh? Don't know nothin' bout that. Coffee and epsom salts. That's what I'm sayin.

Gotta love it when Boom's multiple personalities hold a conversation among themselves.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Excited?


Let me check.



Nope, not right now.

 

[Roger_Clemens]

Hoo boy. I need me some Advil.

 

[Boom_70]

Hey Rocket how do you feel about your trainer being named in Grimsley indictment?

Huh? Don't know nothin' bout that. Coffee and epsom salts. That's what I'm sayin.

Gotta love it when Boom's multiple personalities hold a conversation among themselves.

impossible we're both on now - its not me

 

[Idaho]

I'm excited. You should see my nipples.

 

[Boom_70]

I'm excited. You should see my nipples.

wrong thread - you want "daytime ramblings" I believe

 

[broadway joe]

Hey Rocket how do you feel about your trainer being named in Grimsley indictment?

Huh? Don't know nothin' bout that. Coffee and epsom salts. That's what I'm sayin.

Gotta love it when Boom's multiple personalities hold a conversation among themselves.

impossible we're both on now - its not me

Sounds more like 21, actually. Funny stuff.

 

[Buck]

After the second inning, Clemens started hinting to reporters that might have been his last inning.
After the fourth inning, he retired.
After the seventh, he announced he was coming out of retirement and Houston gave him a raise.

 

[Boom_70]

After the second inning, Clemens started hinting to reporters that might have been his last inning.
After the fourth inning, he retired.
After the seventh, he announced he was coming out of retirement and Houston gave him a raise.

And in the twelth inning he rested.

 

[zeke12]

I was pretty excited...

That Francisco Liriano was pitching.

BTW, Francisco Liriano read the entire nighttime ramblings thread in an hour. And he spent the first 45 minutes taking a dump.