What in the weirdest parts of hell goes on at Demi Moore's house?

[Care Bear]

So, earlier today I read that this petite pile of bones and silicone and bad acting had checked into rehab or something for "exhaustion." That's obviously a load of bull****, but whatever.

Tonight, I read on TMZ that Moore was admitted to the hospital after suffering seizure-like symptoms from inhaling nitrous oxide. This chick was doing whip-its. In her home.

I remember seeing a band of 20-year-old boners doing whip-its outside a Dave Matthews concert several years ago. But Moore is almost 50. What.The.****.

This is just weird to me. I would rather the world discover I had an addiction to sticking Sorry! pieces up my ass all day and night.

Who does whip-its?

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/25/demi-moore-whip-its-nitrous-oxide-seizure/

 

[dooley_womack1]

When I get home...sig change time!

 

[BrianGriffin]

It started with a Punk'd! prank and it got out of hand.

 

[YGBFKM]

Now I've got that damn Devo song stuck in my head. I wonder if she did them with one of these on:

 

[dooley_womack1]

Let me help with that, ygster.

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid...

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"It's not too late!
To whip it, whip it good!"

 

[Armchair_QB]

This is just weird to me. I would rather the world discover I had an addiction to sticking Sorry! pieces up my ass all day and night.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/25/demi-moore-whip-its-nitrous-oxide-seizure/

I'd rather get caught doing whip-its.

 

[Bubbler]

I would rather the world discover I had an addiction to sticking Sorry! pieces up my ass all day and night.

Situation: (Note "Blue Enters Here" notation. In this particular variation of the game, blue enters something else entirely)

Sorry! card pulled:

Result: Assgasm. (Or since it's Sorry!, perhaps it's an Assgasm!)

 

[Batman]

I heard Richard Gere was fond of sticking certain Mouse Trap pieces up his ass.

 

[Versatile]

Walter Payton needed a striptease.

 

[Buck]

I'm too old to indulge anymore, but nitrous is a lot of fun.

 

[Bob Cook]

Poppers > Whip-Its

 

[Mizzougrad96]

The guys I knew in high school who would do whippets would make would make Beavis and Butthead look like geniuses. You know the type who would wear GWAR shirts on picture day.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Well, that explains how she tolerated Ashton Kutcher all those years.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Well, that explains how she tolerated Ashton Kutcher all those years.

Or it explains why he cheated on her at will.

 

[jr/shotglass]

I'm too old to indulge anymore, but nitrous is a lot of fun.

Uh-huh. It was one thing where you were sure you were killing brain cells while doing it, but it was a helluva rush.

Our college apartment, we had a party table where 4, 6, 10 people would sit around. Our baseball catcher floated forward instead of backward, hit his forehead on the edge of the table and played the next three weeks with a bright red splotch on his head. Oh, yeah ... he had a shaved head, too. Quite the sight.

 

[Buck]

I knew a guy that passed out from a balloon in the parking lot at a concert. Busted his head open on the bumper of a car.
That's why they advise you to sit down.

When we were kids, we were sucking the gas out of the whipped cream cans at 7-11. My friend collapsed and knocked over an entire shelf behind him.
That was awesome.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Poppers > Whip-Its

Ah, always nice to see the "confirmed bachelor" pop up on a thread.

 

[cranberry]

I got a big kick out of it when I saw people selling nitrous balloons outside a Wilco show at Central Park last fall. Back in the 'mid-'70s at Syracuse, we used a canister purchased from a flea market and bought the cartridges at a restaurant supply store. Nothing like inhaling industrial grade nitrous.

 

[jr/shotglass]