Weird ads (Mr. Happy Crack)

[Killick]

Reading the local Business Courier paper online today, notice side ad on the main page.
"Mr. Happy Crack says: A Dry Crack is a Happy Crack."
No ****.
http://www.thecrackteam.com/

Will businesses stop at nothing to get noticed?

 

[bigpern23]

There's a concrete company near my house whose slogan is: "Our goal is to fill your hole."

 

[Inky_Wretch]

A buddy of mine owns one of their tee shirts. But I never thought I'd see it referenced here.