Tiger's press conference. Huge. Quickly.

[Football_Bat]

Begins in 23 minutes.

 

[playthrough]

Wish I had a big bowl of popcorn here at my desk.

207 seats in the media center, officials are limiting them to one per outlet.

 

[Care Bear]

Awesome thread title.

 

[Deeper_Background]

Hey Christine Brennan... its me, Tiger. Please, you gotta do me a huge favor. Please do this for me

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

"The course looks good. My swing feels good. I like my chances..."

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

"The course looks good. My swing feels good. I like my chances..."

"Joslyn looks good. She makes me swing good. I like my chances..."

 

[MileHigh]

And here we go.

 

[21]

He probably should have rethought the porn stache.

 

[AgatePage]

probably? Good to mess up his playing partners in the first sentence. Fred Couples will kick his a&& in a minute.

 

[bagelchick]

He seems not quite as rehearsed as he did before. And I hate the facial hair.

 

[MileHigh]

Yeah, it does seem a bit more forthcoming. Not as robotic.

 

[farmerjerome]

He probably should have rethought the porn stache.

Yikes. And that top. It reminds me of ice cream.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

One of his mistresses (a porn star) was on Stern today saying how he loved anal sex and never wore a condom. I hope someone asks him about that.

 

[KP]

I can just picture hanging out after a Sunday round kicking back for a few brews with his "friends".

Terrible question by the way as well. Tiger, can you tell America sports writers are good people and those news people are online types are bad?

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

He's so full of ****.

 

[KP]

One of his mistresses (a porn star) was on Stern today saying how he loved anal sex and never wore a condom. I hope someone asks him about that.

Bonus points if it's by someone who enjoys the same.

 

[21]

One of his mistresses (a porn star) was on Stern today saying how he loved anal sex and never wore a condom. I hope someone asks him about that.

It's a felony to say 'anal' in Augusta.

I think you can say 'condom' but only if you have a medical degree.

 

[Deeper_Background]

10 million dollards

I can just picture hanging out after a Sunday round kicking back for a few brews with his "friends".

Terrible question by the way as well. Tiger, can you tell America sports writers are good people and those news people are online types are bad?

10 million dollars per mistress can buy a lot of tolerance http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20001577-504083.html

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

He's definitely trying to pull the heart strings.

 

[TigerVols]

The porn stache is his way of telling Gillette -- suck it!