Tiger at Doral? (Answer: No)

[Inky_Wretch]

From Twitter ...

RT @ByTimReynolds I have been handed the Doral entry list. We have HUGE news.

Or not, based on Tim's next tweet.

ByTimReynolds

Tiger does not enter Doral.
3 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Sorry.

<Hangs head in shame, walks away from keyboard.>

 

[User 1019]

*searches for rotten tomatoes and lettuce*

 

[slappy4428]

*searches for rotten tomatoes and lettuce*

I'd pay to see you throw that from where you are.

 

[Chef2]

Didn't figure he'd play Doral.

I'd bet he plays Bay Hill.

 

[UPChip]

I'm kind of tired of this. What percentage of people in the world gets to take three and a half months off of work, even if his or her marriage is on the rocks? Put your tee in the ground and man up.

 

[Batman]

I'm kind of tired of this. What percentage of people in the world gets to take three and a half months off of work, even if his or her marriage is on the rocks? Put your tee in the ground and man up.

The .000001 percent who has a bajillion dollars in the bank, their employer's future by the short hairs, and a legacy as one of the best of all-time firmly cemented even if they never play another round of putt-putt in their life.

 

[Rockbottom]

Uh yep, what Batman said.

rb

 

[Crash]

If Tiger really is skipping golf tournaments to work on his family situation, good for him. But if he's skipping golf tournaments because he thinks it's good PR, he needs new handlers. The easiest way to make America forget you're a lying, cheating ******* is to start winning golf tournaments again.

 

[User 1019]

*searches for rotten tomatoes and lettuce*

I'd pay to see you throw that from where you are.

Haven't left yet. Dates got screwed up. I'll let y'all know.

 

[Armchair_QB]

If Tiger really is skipping golf tournaments to work on his family situation, good for him. But if he's skipping golf tournaments because he thinks it's good PR, he needs new handlers. The easiest way to make America forget you're a lying, cheating ******* is to start winning golf tournaments again.

And once he's worked himself back into good enough shape to start winning golf tournaments again he'll be done working on his family situation.

Funny how that works...

 

[Crash]

If Tiger really is skipping golf tournaments to work on his family situation, good for him. But if he's skipping golf tournaments because he thinks it's good PR, he needs new handlers. The easiest way to make America forget you're a lying, cheating ******* is to start winning golf tournaments again.

And once he's worked himself back into good enough shape to start winning golf tournaments again he'll be done working on his family situation.

Funny how that works...

That's the way I see it. He's getting back into form, he'll play one tune-up, and he'll be in the field at Augusta.