This is your drugs. This is your drugs on brain.

[jr/shotglass]

I just wanted to write that headline, actually.

Man stole human brain, named it Freddy and used it to get high, police say

 

[Neutral Corner]

This is brain on your drugs?

 

[Spartan Squad]

This is brain on your drugs?

Oh wait did you mean the literal brain?

 

[Songbird]

“We’re hoping that if anyone feels like they’re missing a human specimen brain, bring it to our attention and maybe we could return it to its rightful owner.”

 

[Riptide]

When police showed up at a vacant trailer-home
in Penn Township, Pennsylvania, last month,
neighbor Pat Beck was worried something might be wrong.

Hell of a lede, WashPo. :cool:

 

[SFIND]

When police showed up at a vacant trailer-home
in Penn Township, Pennsylvania, last month,
neighbor Pat Beck was worried something might be wrong.

Hell of a lede, WashPo. :cool:

In a story that weird, it's beyond sad that's the lead they went with.