This is not funny either

[PeteyPirate]

I don't appreciate Dane Cook as a comedian, but I do sympathize.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/31/dane-cooks-brother-steals_n_154493.html

WOBURN, Mass. — The half brother of comedian Dane Cook was in a Massachusetts court after he was accused of embezzling millions from the entertainer.

Darryl McCauley is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday at Woburn District Court.

Prosecutors allege the 43-year-old McCauley stole millions from Cook while working as Cook's manager as part of the comedian's company, Great Dane Enterprises Inc.

They say McCauley transferred funds from Cook's business accounts to his personal accounts between July 2007 and December 2008. In one instance, investigators alleged that McCauley forged a $3 million check from Cook's account to himself.

The 36-year-old Cook's comedy album "Retaliation" went double platinum, and he has appeared in several films, including "My Best Friend's Girl" with Kate Hudson.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Did he steal his talent as well?

 

[poindexter]

Dane Cook has stolen a couple hours of my time I'll never get back.

It all evens out.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I suspected this story would not result in a tsunami of sympathy.

 

[imjustagirl]

Tsunamis aren't funny either.

 

[Ace]

Did he steal his talent as well?

Yeah, but that was a misdemeanor.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Tsunamis aren't funny either.

Except for tsumanis on Clown Island

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Technically I should probably be sympathetic but so far it ain't happening.

Dude's act is so bad, even Carlos Mencia won't steal his material.

 

[old_tony]

The real question is this: How did Dane Cook ever have millions to steal?

 

[Dickens Cider]

The real question is this: How did Dane Cook ever have millions to steal?

College chicks who think he's hot and Massholes and frat douches who think he's funny.

 

[Double J]

Great Dane Enterprises Inc......the name of his company is probably the funniest thing the guy has ever come up with.

Odds are someone else thought of it.

 

[RossLT]

Did he steal his talent as well?

Not possible to steal something that was never there in the first place.

 

[spaceman]

YES!