This guy's nuts

[Batman]

Crazy British guy cuts off his own testicles with a pair of scissors, then storms into a church 30 minutes before a wedding
The bride was unaware of the incident and the wedding went on as planned.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html

One of the guests told the Brentwood Weekly News: 'There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere.
'The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out.
'When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.'

 

[Vombatus]

Nice thread title.

 

[waterytart]

Nice thread title.

Gotta love how the apostrophe works either way.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

I wasn't aware Chef was British.

 

[spikechiquet]

****, how am I supposed to work after reading that. I'm laughing and cringing at the same time.
Ow. Mah ballz! Mah ballz!

 

[LongTimeListener]

Approves.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Alternate thread title:

 

[micropolitan guy]

"If anyone has reason for these two not to wed, cut off your nuts or forever hold your peace."

 

[SpeedTchr]

"If anyone has reason for these two not to wed, cut off your nuts or forever hold your peace."

Oh, that guy will certainly be forever holding his piece...

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"If anyone has reason for these two not to wed, cut off your nuts or forever hold your peace."

Hope the Bobbetts knew where they were registered.

 

[Double J]

Nice thread title.

Gotta love how the apostrophe works either way.

I actually thought that before I clicked the link, not knowing what the thread was about.

 

[JR]

I thought this was about Denis Rodman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_T_6_4IH3A

 

[Chef2]

I wasn't aware Chef was British.

I draw the line at toes thank you.

 

[Football_Bat]

It's like pain on her wedding day.