This guy really had a killer porn collection

[hondo]

Man dies under his six-ton pile of porn magazines | Daily Mail Online

 

[Spartan Squad]

I have a few friends I need to check in on now

 

[Starman]

No danger of that since I got rid of my hunking old 200 pound computer monitor.

 

[Batman]

The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.

Hey. Cleaning guy. What part of "discreet" do you not understand?

 

[YankeeFan]

I thought going blind was the worst that could happen.

 

[micropolitan guy]

It's tough to crawl you way out from under that pile with one hand.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Newspaper executives weren't the only ones who were too late moving to digital.

 

[albert777]

It's tough to crawl you way out from under that pile with one hand.

Allow me to be the first to say, "extremely well-played."

 

[typefitter]

I suspect this is another case of autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

 

[HanSenSE]

Allow me to be the first to say, "extremely well-played."

Was about to say beat me to it, but perhaps that's not the best choice of words.

 

[hondo]

Newspaper executives weren't the only ones who were too late moving to digital.

+1

 

[Chef2]

Dear Penthou.......

 

[hondo]

Dear Penthou.......

SJ.com members rarely fail to produce under pressure.

 

[expendable]

He died doing who he loved.

And kudos on the thread title.

 

[User 4332]

Seriously though, has anyone heard from @Vombatus?

 

[Songbird]

It's George Bell, with a porn collection.

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/18/nyregion/dying-alone-in-new-york-city.html

 

[Chef2]

It's George Bell, with a porn collection.

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/18/nyregion/dying-alone-in-new-york-city.html

Hmmm.
Never would have guessed it.

 

[UPChip]

"Just when he thought he'd been incredibly lucky that the apartment he broke into belonged to the incarcerated Jared Fogle, a terrible realization came crashing down on him."

 

[Vombatus]

Seriously though, has anyone heard from @Vombatus?

I'm alive.

Went up to Princeton Friday to watch Hopkins get crushed 18-7 in lacrosse.

Strangely, fapping wasn't on my mind all day until I got home and started reading SJ.com.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Glad we could ... um ... inspire you?