Things that mix badly

[Football_Bat]

Oil and water.

(Unless you shake the two up especially violently, which forms an emulsion, which is technically not a mix.)

 

[slappy4428]

Milk and Vodka... fool me once...

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Beer and firecrackers.

 

[Angola!]

Angola! and hard alcohol.

 

[Armchair_QB]

scissors and whiskey.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

My preschool teacher friend had a boy walk out of the bathroom and say, "Miss Johnson, I can't go potty because the water is really blue."

She told him it's OK; it just meant the water was really clean.

A minute later he sprints out of the bathroom and says, "Miss Johnson, Miss Johnson! Yellow and blue make green!"

 

[slappy4428]

Me and this 34-point girls basketball asskicking I'm seeing in front of me...

 

[hockeybeat]

Madison Square Garden PR employees and professionalism.

 

[Flash]

Pop Rocks and Coke!

 

[forever_town]

Me and naked women.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Wives and girlfriends.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Scissors and running.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Montezuma Aztec Gold tequila, sausage jambalaya and green shag carpeting ... circa 1993 ...

 

[dooley_womack1]

Ernest Borgnine and Speedos.

 

[OnTheRiver]

Isn't there a great quote somewhere about tequila and handguns?

 

[Batman]

Garlic and strawberries.

Wife is still afraid to let me "experiment" with food after that little debacle...

 

[dooley_womack1]

Kittens and Diane Lane.

 

[StormSurge]

Raw chicken + time.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Warm apple pie and Jason Biggs

 

[Ace]

alcohol + late night + phone + girl you're pining for