The real reason Paris Hilton is going to jail!

[John V. Dillarreal]

I have uncovered an absolute conspiracy! Right-wing America wants to put Poor Paris behind bars!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i18513

 

[Football_Bat]

Speaking of spoofs .... I'm liking this direction.

 

[John V. Dillarreal]

Dude, I so could've been in her sex tape, too. Haha. They had me on call.

 

[rallen13]

If the right-wingers are putting her away, I will have to become a Republican, 'cause she needs it for her own good. Otherwise she will end up like Anna Nicole.

 

[John V. Dillarreal]

But Anna Nicole was tight!

 

[wickedwritah]

Oh. ****. That's all.

 

[rallen13]

Tight? I'll bet you needed to tie a fence post across your back to keep from falling in. (Actually, I know what you meant.)

 

[The Big Ragu]

Hey Dillareal... Looking for some training advice... What is the proper way to lift a spoon full of cheesecake to your mouth, while maintaining 9 to 11 percent body fat?

 

[John V. Dillarreal]

Hahaha Raguboy. Try chasing it down with some protein shakes and a syringe full of "flaxseed oil" and you should be fine.

 

[da el g]

may I be the first to say "This thread will not..... oh never mind

 

[Bucknutty]

I don't know how Hilton will wind up in prison when she is trapped inside of Mr. Slave right now.

 

[EmbassyRow]

Jesuschrist.

 

[John V. Dillarreal]

Hahaha, Embassy, that's me.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I read the title of this thread and thought perhaps California had outlawed Skank.

I can dream can't I?

 

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