The Houston OILERS have made their pick in the draft...

[TigerVols]

...Arian Foster from Tennessee... according to no less an authority than the Associated Press:

KNOXVILLE — Six former Tennessee players join defensive end Robert Ayers, the only drafted former Volunteer, with hopes of making it in the NFL as free agents.
...

Colquitt and Taylor will try to find a roster spot with the Denver Broncos, Briscoe with the Washington Redskins, Willingham with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Arian Foster with the Houston Oilersand Ramon Foster with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Finally, a successor to Earl Campbell!

 

[Ace]

Is Jeff Fisher still the coach?

 

[Steak Snabler]

No, Bum Phillips.

 

[expendable]

And they play in the Astrodome.

 

[Ace]

Awesome! I hope Billy "Graybeard" Johnson is still with the team.

 

[Fly]

Dan Pastorini is pleased.

 

[expendable]

As are the hundred or so fans who showed up to that "Keep the Oilers" rally, right before they left for Tennessee.

 

[alleyallen]

Curly Culp just got excited but doesn't know why.

 

[Hammer Pants]

Why would a running back sign with the Oilers? Their run-and-shoot won't give him an opportunity to display his skills.

 

[crusoes]

True. Barry Sanders never got to run in the Run-and-Shoot.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Ah, the Houston Oilers. Mike Renfro was good in The Client

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Warren Moon can come out of retirement!

 

[Steak Snabler]

Ah, the Houston Oilers. Mike Renfro was good in The Client

Actually, that was Mel Renfro.

 

[writing irish]

I had a girlfriend from Conroe who would hum the Houston Oilers song while she was blowing me. Now, hearing the song always gives me wood.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I had a girlfriend from Conroe who would hum the Houston Oilers song while she was blowing me. Now, hearing the song always gives me wood.

Luv ya blue (balls)!

 

[writing irish]

OK, not really.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I had a girlfriend from Conroe who would hum the Houston Oilers song while she was blowing me. Now, hearing the song always gives me wood.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

 

[BYH]

I had a girlfriend from Conroe who would hum the Houston Oilers song while she was blowing me. Now, hearing the song always gives me wood.

You lead an awesome life. (And yes I realize WI has admitted this was a Frey-sized fabrication, but his post made me laugh so I'm replying. There.)

 

[Ace]

I had a girlfriend from Conroe who would hum the Houston Oilers song while she was blowing me. Now, hearing the song always gives me wood.

But did she pull the rope?