Sperm ... Bank

[Songbird]

Kansas man donates his sperm to lesbians. Everyone signs papers agreeing that his donation is goo, and goo only -- zero child support. But because he didn't donate in the proper fashion, a judge ruled he must pay child support. I wonder if the women knew that ahead of time and trapped him into the donation knowing a judge would void the contract.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kansas-judge-man-who-provided-sperm-to-lesbian-couple-must-pay-child-support/

 

[LongTimeListener]

But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.

 

[Songbird]

Right, the women are not suing. Maybe they're savvy that way and knew what would happen. Highly unlikely, but it would be funny if that was their scheme.

 

[heyabbott]

Fathers are more than goo

 

[Boom_70]

The poor kid is going to have a high forehead when he grows up.

 

[Versatile]

I thought this thread was about a raunchy question on The Weakest Link.

 

[TigerVols]

But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.

You missed the reason:

Kansas man donates his sperm to lesbians.

 

[HanSenSE]

I thought this thread was about a raunchy question on The Weakest Link.

Or a beloved ex-Cub.

 

[deskslave]

But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.

Artificial insemination is expensive, as the version of the story I read noted.

 

[Football_Bat]

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But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.

Artificial insemination is expensive, as the version of the story I read noted.

Think how expensive the alternative is: geting a lesbian drunk enough to sleep with you.

 

[waterytart]

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But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.

Artificial insemination is expensive, as the version of the story I read noted.

Think how expensive the alternative is: geting a lesbian drunk enough to sleep with you.

Turkey baster is $9.99 at Bed Bath & Beyond.

 

[DeskMonkey1]

It was Kansas. He should have argued the kid was an immaculate conception

 

[ColdCat]

It was Kansas. He should have argued the kid was an immaculate conception

I believe Kansas law holds that immaculate conception is not possible if the mother has been infected with "the gay"

 

[Mystery Meat II]

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But it isn't the women who are suing. It's the state, which has given the women $6,000 already in public assistance because of the child.

Also, the whole case hinges on the fact that they didn't use a licensed physician. You go through all that and you don't use a doctor? I don't get it. When I first read the story, I thought they had maybe skipped the "artificial" part of artificial insemination.

Artificial insemination is expensive, as the version of the story I read noted.

Think how expensive the alternative is: geting a lesbian drunk enough to sleep with you.

Turkey baster is $9.99 at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Bed Bath and Beyond? What are you, the Queen?