So I'm stuck getting new tires...

[Spartan Squad]

... And the only thing on the TV is a really bad telenovela. For some reason we're jumping back and forth in time to learn how everyone is affected by an explosion at the hospital ¡que lastima!

We meet a boy who is getting bullied and the teacher doesn't believe him but a cop does. While the cop is yelling at the boys, the hospital goes boom. Now the bullies and the bullied are running toward the scene with the cop.

Meanwhile a teenage girl who has been kicked out of hee house for having a baby is in shock because the hospital is where she sent her baby for adoption.

The bullied kid is being called a hero by his mom and she absolutely must make him a sandwich.

Now teen girl wants her baby back and is making an impassioned plea to a nurse who was in the explosion for the child back

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Yo hablo ingles.
<insert Kermit sipping tea>

 

[maumann]

... And the only thing on the TV is a really bad telenovela. For some reason we're jumping back and forth in time to learn how everyone is affected by an explosion at the hospital ¡que lastima!

We meet a boy who is getting bullied and the teacher doesn't believe him but a cop does. While the cop is yelling at the boys, the hospital goes boom. Now the bullies and the bullied are running toward the scene with the cop.

Meanwhile a teenage girl who has been kicked out of hee house for having a baby is in shock because the hospital is where she sent her baby for adoption.

The bullied kid is being called a hero by his mom and she absolutely must make him a sandwich.

Now teen girl wants her baby back and is making an impassioned plea to a nurse who was in the explosion for the child back

Awesome! My dentist always has the Hallmark Channel on. So I basically know the plot before it gets to the first walk-in bathtub ad.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Police officer sees his family again and is a hero. I can't tell if they are at the same blown up hospital or a new one. The people are walking around in soot.

Oh oh we have La Virgen we must have had a miricle. Blown up nurse is standing with her eyes closed and wind whisping through her hair.

Aww they declared we are all heros! I can go home happy!... Hold on I still don't have my car back. ****. Now the show is over.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Oh f yeah another episode!

 

[Spartan Squad]

A girl thinking the deep thoughts of why girls must like pink and boys must like blue because she likes blue. But the moment is ruined because her alcoholic friend just arrived drunk.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Car will be ready in 10 minutes. Not much time left to learn about blue girl

 

[Spartan Squad]

God this thing is coming off like a bad after school special.

Blue girl is mad at alcoholic friend who is planning a grad party because there might be alcohol there. Alcoholic boyfriend just spent way too long looking at blue girl and she properly chastised him

 

[Spartan Squad]

Damn commercials. I'm going to run out of time.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Oh **** things are going down. Blue girl fainted because she won't eat now mom is forcing chicken down her throat!

 

[Spartan Squad]

Now she's sexually assaulted? And she just smashed an ash tray over alcoholic's boyfriend's head? I'm lost

 

[maumann]

Oh **** things are going down. Blue girl fainted because she won't eat now mom is forcing chicken down her throat!

I actually laughed out loud in my family room. Dang, I need to watch Univision or Telemundo on Hulu.

 

[Spartan Squad]

I actually laughed out loud in my family room. Dang, I need to watch Univision or Telemundo on Hulu.

It's Rosas de Guadalupe on Galavision. A quick google says these are the stories of people who expierenced miricles because of La Virgen

 

[Spartan Squad]

Crud my car is ready. Now the people are having problems getting me checked out. ¡Ayudame Virgen!

 

[Spartan Squad]

Car is back. Tires are good. And now I have a freaking new show to catch up on

 

[expendable]

Aye yai yai.

 

[maumann]

THIRTEEN HUNDRED episodes. That's some binge watching!

 

[maumann]

"The show has been panned by Mexican viewers and critics for its lack of proper acting, writing, and directing. Some talk shows have criticized the corny effects and acting as well as the lack of research for episodes dealing with certain social groups or issues such as bullying, family problems, and even sexual abuse.

It is considered the most controversial series Televisa has transmitted throughout Latin America, criticized since it began to be broadcast.[4] It consistently portrays children and adolescents as the antagonists.

It is generally criticized for presenting an exaggerated reality about Catholics, in addition to casting young actors with poor performances.[5] Nonetheless, controversy has brought an amount of attention to the series and created a cult following within the Internet that see it as a source of involuntary comedy."

Yep, I love train wrecks. I'm going to watch.

 

[Spartan Squad]

I caught the end of the last episode I was watching and blue girl was basically talking about how there's no gender binary. She described it as everyone is a pallet of colors. She was so serious but Mrs Spartan and I were laughing our asses off at how cheesy the whole scene was.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Oh **** things are going down. Blue girl fainted because she won't eat now mom is forcing chicken down her throat!

/approves