Since the team is so bad, Cowboys fans entertain themselves at home games

[hondo]

http://deadspin.com/5680796/front-row-lap-dance-at-the-cowboys-game

Oh, my.

 

[amraeder]

... and then they head off to the bathroom.

 

[nmmetsfan]

Gotta offer something for the price of admission ... and this season it ain't football

 

[hondo]

At least she was hot. Kind of liked the zebra bra.

 

[21]

... and then they head off to the bathroom.

I actually found that old pic of the couple doing it on the floor of the bathroom at a Cowboys game, the hairy-assed guy wearing the Irvin jersey....so gross I just can't post it. But if you google 'dallas cowboys bathroom couple' you might find it. Entirely NSFW, really NSFAnything.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I would have expected the beer to be Natty Light.

 

[Second Thoughts]

Surprised it went on that long. And, what made her stop? Did he tell her he was out of money?

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

That was fun.

 

[Batman]

Surprised it went on that long. And, what made her stop? Did he tell her he was out of money?

She told him she'd do it as long as the Cowboys had the football. That was about three plays worth. Cinnamon don't do punts, baby.

 

[Chef2]

Surprised it went on that long. And, what made her stop? Did he tell her he was out of money?

She told him she'd do it as long as the Cowboys had the football. That was about three plays worth. Cinnamon don't do punts, baby.

That last line is very very close to being sig-worthy.

"Cinnamon don't do punts, baby."

Awesome.

 

[qtlaw]

Liked the guys waving the bills behind them.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Damn, was trying to figure out which two high school football helmets were on that t-shirt.

 

[Della9250]

The shirt's from the NC State-East Carolina game from a few weeks ago.

 

[OnTheRiver]

Surprised it went on that long. And, what made her stop? Did he tell her he was out of money?

I believe security was on its way.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Unlike the Cowboys, that guy actually managed to make it to the red zone without scoring.

 

[heyabbott]

The NY Jets have just signed a new sideline reporter

 

[Armchair_QB]

The shirt's from the NC State-East Carolina game from a few weeks ago.

Damn, I thought we might have had one of Poin's teachers on film.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The shirt's from the NC State-East Carolina game from a few weeks ago.

Damn, I thought we might have had one of Poin's teachers on film.

****in' awesome!

 

[poindexter]

We haven't done one of those things in a while...

 

[Sam Mills 51]

The shirt's from the NC State-East Carolina game from a few weeks ago.

Won't speak for the NCSU side of it, though I'm sure some fellow alums might be able to respond. Can say that someone from ECU hit on me like that during my school days ... with no hints, signs or prompting otherwise.