She won the lottery and will probably die the next day

[TheSportsPredictor]

84-year-old woman claims the $590 million Powerball jackpot:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/powerball-record-winner-84-year-woman-gloria-mackenzie/story?id=19331310#.Ua-TyLWG18F

 

[JackReacher]

That's a dagger for all involved.

 

[dog eat dog world]

The line of relatives checking her will begins here.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Whoever that nice person who let her go ahead of them in line is probably kicking themselves for being so nice to their elders.

 

[JackReacher]

Whoever that nice person who let her go ahead of them in line is probably kicking themselves for being so nice to their elders.

Unless she breaks off a mil or two for him.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The line of relatives checking her will begins here.

...where credit is due. Nice.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Whoever that nice person who let her go ahead of them in line is probably kicking themselves for being so nice to their elders.

Unless she breaks off a mil or two for him.

That's if she remembers who they were. She may make an offer, and have a couple thousand people claim they were the ones who let her go ahead of them.

 

[Songbird]

Surveillance camera.

 

[LongTimeListener]

rsw for 10 mil.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Winner and her son.

 

[nmmetsfan]

Isn't she iconic?

 

[Batman]

Winner and her son.

Not seen: the flight of stairs two steps ahead of her that she's about to take a header down.

 

[spikechiquet]

I'm sure she's just leaving it all to her cat.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

Just once I want some recent college grad who is eyeball deep in debt to win a lottery jackpot. It's always someone old.

 

[Iron_chet]

Just once I want some recent college grad who is eyeball deep in debt to win a lottery jackpot. It's always someone old.

I remember Letterman had a woman in her early 20s on who had just claimed a crazy jackpot, was nice to see someone that young win it.

 

[pressboxer]

I'm sure she's just leaving it all to her 73 cats.

FIFY

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Winner and her son.

No husband? Yahtzee!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Apparently the old millionaire is a line-cutter. She better give some of this fortune to the mom, or karma is going to smite her something fierce.

http://gma.yahoo.com/woman-let-powerball-winner-ahead-her-no-regrets-130005843--abc-news-topstories.html

 

[The Big Ragu]

Guess I can understand why she opted for the lump sum as opposed to the payouts over the next 30 years.

 

[heyabbott]

probate.

nuf said