ShameWow!

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

 

[imjustagirl]

The story says she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.

He must have never seen Pretty Woman: Never on the lips.

I was gonna say ... everyone knows there's no open-mouth kissing allowed with hookers.

From ... watching ... Pretty ... Woman

I actually invoked that while telling the story to a friend on the phone last night. I was like "first mistake: Never kiss on the mouth."

 

[Moderator1]

I don't know if I missed it in this quality discussion - but the ho'piece ain't too bad. Don't know if she's 1,000 bucks worth of ain't too bad but she is not the scuzz sauce usually associated with these kinds of activities.

South Beach - A Hotter Kind of Ho

No wonder I'm in business for myself. Slogans like that, I can't miss.

 

[CitizenTino]

This man has stood up against Scientology. He's OK in my book.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the Scientologists had something to do with this fiasco.

Naw. It was a plot by Billy Mays to disgrace the competition. OxyClean sales are down 37 percent since this ShamWow prick showed up on the scene.

Nah. Billy's all about that super putty **** and the slider burger press thing now.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898843

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[budcrew08]

I don't know if I missed it in this quality discussion - but the ho'piece ain't too bad. Don't know if she's 1,000 bucks worth of ain't too bad but she is not the scuzz sauce usually associated with these kinds of activities.

South Beach - A Hotter Kind of Ho

No wonder I'm in business for myself. Slogans like that, I can't miss.

Scoreboard?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Will this drive down the outrageous cost of the ShamWow?

 

[Oz]

WAIT A SECOND, HE'S 44?

He's twice as obnoxious if he's 44. I thought he was some smart-ass 20-something. Damn, he looks good in the commercials for his age...and TERRIBLE in that mug shot.

And that's what I can't get over, reading the report ... 44? Really?

 

[ifilus]

 

[User 1019]

This man has stood up against Scientology. He's OK in my book.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the Scientologists had something to do with this fiasco.

Naw. It was a plot by Billy Mays to disgrace the competition. OxyClean sales are down 37 percent since this ShamWow prick showed up on the scene.

Nah. Billy's all about that super putty **** and the slider burger press thing now.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898843

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That was awesome. I was rolling.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

This man has stood up against Scientology. He's OK in my book.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the Scientologists had something to do with this fiasco.

Naw. It was a plot by Billy Mays to disgrace the competition. OxyClean sales are down 37 percent since this ShamWow prick showed up on the scene.

Nah. Billy's all about that super putty **** and the slider burger press thing now.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898843

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That was awesome. I was rolling.

There's a series of those. This one is my favorite:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899801

 

[Bubbler]

Seeing the mug shots, I'm just glad the Professor finally got off Gilligan's Island.