"Say Fred, hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored women who go golfing..."

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Of course it ends with the cops being called on the black people for the tier one misdemeanor of...slow play.

Pennsyltucky once again showing why it's Alabama with snow. A fivesome (which was permitted by the course ranger) of older black females tee off at a golf club near York. On the second hole (!!!!!) they were approached about slow play and then were asked to leave at the turn while taking a break. Club owners, who initially wanted to meet with the ejected party, now seem to be doubling down on their 'policy."


WATCH: Black women allege discrimination when police are called over slow play

 

[poindexter]

LOL - second hole.

Oh, they're black. I get it.

 

[LongTimeListener]

The second hole does indeed make this one perfect. My God. They must have combined to shoot 100 on the first hole!

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Probably had the Count Basie Orchestra near a sand trap ready and warmed to play April in Paris on the 520-yard par-5 sixth hole.

 

[poindexter]

Were they taking selfies on the first green? Because then I can see it. Otherwise.... jesus ****ing christ.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

"The golfers are ni..DONG!!!" "What did he say?" He said the golfers are near!"

And these women are in their 50s. Don't see much selfie-taking in that age range. Or at least not as much.

 

[poindexter]

@doctorquant , you ever been warned for slow play on the second hole?

 

[User 11148]

@doctorquant , you ever been warned for slow play on the second hole?

I’ve been warned about slow play on the first tee.

 

[SpeedTchr]

Probably had an Ori

Spoiler

ole fan

driving the cart.

 

[Cosmo]

If we called the police every time we wanted to ding someone for slow play at one of our events, the cops would never leave the course.

 

[Fly]

If we called the police every time we wanted to ding someone for slow play at one of our events, the cops would never leave the course.

Ben Crane better stay out of "three strikes" states in the future.

 

[Buck]

Let's just get rid of golf altogether.

 

[SnarkShark]

@doctorquant , you ever been warned for slow play on the second hole?

If you get it in the hole in one shot, you’re not playing slow.

 

[LongTimeListener]

If you get it in the hole in one shot, you’re not playing slow.

TWSS

 

[User 11148]

You might think I'm kidding about the first tee warning, but I'm not. First round of the state amateur in 1990, I'm in one of the early foursomes, maybe the third or fourth group off. I am to tee off third. Modest-length par-5, reachable for most of us (I think I was about a 5 then), but with out-of-bounds on both sides. Guy leads off, slings one wide left and out-of-bounds. He reaches into his pocket, re-tees, goes through his routine (practice swing, address, etc.) and hits it into play. Second guy steps up, he pops one out-of-bounds. Same deal, digging out another ball, re-teeing, pre-shot routine, tee shot into play. Before I even get to put a tee into the ground, here comes the marshal telling us we're on the clock. I hardly get to line up. Fortunately, I'd seen all this unfolding so early on I put that driver away and pulled out the 5-iron. Made par ... one of few I made that day!

 

[playthrough]

What a mess. Fivesomes are never a good idea, unless it's five tour-level guys in carts who have to be someplace in three hours. At a public course on a Saturday morning, that's gonna go sour somehow. And then the racial part of it does no one any good. Golf needs this headline like NASCAR needs another story about rebel flags in the infield.

 

[CD Boogie]

Golf course starters and rangers are notorious ****ing hardoes. You can be safe in the assumption that almost all of them voted for Trump, and thus they hate black women and don’t want them on their beloved golf courses.

 

[User 11148]

Oh, that's a crock of ****.

 

[Liut]

So, fresh my memory. Would it have been Grady who asked Fred this?

 

[LongTimeListener]

The club now says the women were at fault.

Golf club called cops on 5 black women members, apologized, and now defends itself

Except, oops, the owner had already apologized.

Also: Steve Chronister was identified as the man in the video who stated to his son, “Back off, this is what she wants. This is what she does for a living,” speaking of the black woman who raised concerns about the encounter. I assume this is the head of the NAACP local chapter that he's referring to. She's an agitator, you know.

The course is owned by a husband and wife, and the husband's dad is the one who started all the trouble. Sounds like it's ripe for a Father-in-law From Hell thread.