It would be fun to have this show "announced" like a sports broadcast, "yeah, speech was a little long there, you hate to see someone played off by the band, but that speech was going nowhere."
"Jimmy, pretty solid opener, then it kind of fell apart in the second hour, how do you bring it home before the Best Picture award?
"The energy in this room has just evaporated with that last category, I don't know how they get it back."
Also, I should have gone on Facebook and addressed all those who mock people interested in sports, particularly the Super Bowl and told them movies are dumb, the actors overpaid and they should spend their time reading books instead of sitting inside a movie theater. The books are ALWAYS better.
Side note - I really NEED to see American Fiction.