Full of Shit
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Was privileged to work with Sides for a few years in the '80s. A nicer man you would never meet. Nor a funnier one.
I didn't hear this story until long after I had left the Globe, so I never got a chance to ask him if it was true. Perhaps other SportsJournalists.commers might know.
Sides and George Kimball of the Herald are seated together on a plane sometime in the '70s. Kimball gets up to go to the restroom and somehow manages to get hold of the microphone the stewardesses use to make announcements. There's no stewardess around, so he decides to play a joke on Sides.
In a very professional voice, he says over the cabin intercom something like this: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We hope you're enjoying the flight. We do not wish to alrm you, but there is something we feel you need to know. Again, we do not wish to alarm you, and there is no danger, BUT THERE IS A NEGRO ON THE PLANE. REPEAT, THERE IS A NEGRO ON THE PLANE. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight."
I still have to make sure I'm not trying to drink something when I think about that story. If someone tried a stunt like that today, they'd probably take him straight to Guantanamo. No passing Go, no collecting $200 . . .
Whatever, Sides was one of the best. It's sad how many people from that '80s-era Globe are no longer with us -- Ray Fitzgerald, Bob Monaghan, John Ahern, Barry Cadigan, Joe Concannon, Steve Rice, **** Lisherness, Walter Haynes. Apologies if I've missed anyone else.
I didn't hear this story until long after I had left the Globe, so I never got a chance to ask him if it was true. Perhaps other SportsJournalists.commers might know.
Sides and George Kimball of the Herald are seated together on a plane sometime in the '70s. Kimball gets up to go to the restroom and somehow manages to get hold of the microphone the stewardesses use to make announcements. There's no stewardess around, so he decides to play a joke on Sides.
In a very professional voice, he says over the cabin intercom something like this: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We hope you're enjoying the flight. We do not wish to alrm you, but there is something we feel you need to know. Again, we do not wish to alarm you, and there is no danger, BUT THERE IS A NEGRO ON THE PLANE. REPEAT, THERE IS A NEGRO ON THE PLANE. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight."
I still have to make sure I'm not trying to drink something when I think about that story. If someone tried a stunt like that today, they'd probably take him straight to Guantanamo. No passing Go, no collecting $200 . . .
Whatever, Sides was one of the best. It's sad how many people from that '80s-era Globe are no longer with us -- Ray Fitzgerald, Bob Monaghan, John Ahern, Barry Cadigan, Joe Concannon, Steve Rice, **** Lisherness, Walter Haynes. Apologies if I've missed anyone else.